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Ok so uh, basically i wanna know what you guys have to go through in order to have the best smoke session
from getting spray to shutting windows, to whatever..
Usually for me now, i blaze in my room.. i have the door shut, window open and shades closed. I have blankets blocking air by the door and incense burning haha.
or if noones home i smoke all day yada yada yada
If you guys have somewhere nice you guys smoke at or something..
POST IT
i wanna know
Lmao i have a big preperation time.
For knowledge, i get high at about 12am-2am everynight.
1.First, i get all my stuff ready....including lighter, bowl, bong, weed etc.
2.Then i put it all into one convinent weed carry bag.
3.I then turn off my lights and try and make it look like im in bed by putting pillows and shit in the right position....and making it non sus at the same time.
4.Then i open my blinds and open my window and put my bag and bong on the desk next to the window.
5.I then turn off the lights (so if parentals get up they will think i am sleeping) and climb through the window and close it.
6.THEN i take all my stuff about 50 metres away from the house and sit behind a cool tree.
7. Then i have a cigarette
8. Then i smoke bowls and get HIGH AS FUCKING POSSIBLE.
9.Then i have another cigarette.
10. Then, with my awesome ninja skillz, i sneak back into my room, pull down the blinds, hide all my stuff, spray myself with deodorant, chew some gum, and use clear eyes if i have some and if i think it is nessassery.
11. Then i chill the fuck out, play ps2 or w/e then go 2 sleep.
IT IS CURRENTLY 11.45 PM and i am waiting for my drunk dad to fuck offf to bed so i can have a cig and a toke.
:mad:!
i get my tin go to my garage pack a bowl in ye olde bong and then twitch and scratch my balls for an hour or 2:weedpoke:
Damn, thats a lot of trouble to go through!Quote:
Originally Posted by LittLeWinG
First I set the mood, black light-ON, lava lamp-ON, mushroom lamp-ON, lights-OFF, TV-OFF.
What I do, is get my stash out and whatever I'm usin' to smoke. If I'm doin' gravs I gotta get this pitcher from the kitchen, its been in my room lately though. If I use my bubbler, I got water handy in my mini-fridge.
So I sit at my PC desk, pack a bowl, roll a jay, whatever. I open 1 of two windows, it varies...Then I smoke out the window, I do this anywhere from 9-11pm depending on the situation. Weekdays I do it earlier 'cause my parents are in bed earlier.
Really I only gotta worry 'bout my mom. My dad is fine with my tokin' really, he's been in my room a time or two after I smoked and was like "Are you stoned?" but not in a negative way, he was just like "*SNIFF* *SNIFF* I smell reefer!" in a joking manner. I still don't like to be bothered while I toke really, so I do hide it from him somewhat, by keeping my lights off and staying quiet so he's less likely to come in.
My mom I really don't gotta worry about, she's always in bed early and stays in bed. I don't even try to cover the smell nowadays, I open a window and blow the smoke out, but really my room will smell either way so I just make sure I don't get it so stinky it'll reek the next morning.
i used to blaze in my room, but once i got my timing all messed up and got caught, when my pops came upstairs.
a sure proof way to not get cought it this, as i've been doing for an year
1. get ur bong, weed, liter, into the bathroom + open the window. get the bong ready w/ water and pack it.
2. when u r taking ur hit, turn on the water so they dont hear the liter.
3. make sure u blow all ur smoke out the window and none of it blows back.
4. repeat as many times as nesaccary
5. spill bong water into toilet, put bong in its bag and slide+bowl in another, go to ur room and put everything away
6. optional step - take shower to COMPLETELY kill any remaining odors.
I have a roof right outside my room. So I usually wait for my dad to atleast go to his room, not nessisarily sleep. When I smoke on my roof I usually smoke joints. So I roll up a nice joint, put a jacket on and just chill on the roof for awhile. Its real nice.
^thats cool
how do you the on the roof though? mission it out the window?
Well for when my parents are home.
1. Gather all materials and go to bathroom.
2.Turn on Shower and pack a bowl. Place wet towel under the door and open up window as well.
3.Smoke 2-3 bowls, blowing smoke into a towel.
4.Shower.
5.Take supplies back to my room.
6.Enjoy the high with some music.
well its right outside a window in my room. I just step right out. Its real chill. although sometimes its pretty freaky late at night, cause its like a 30 feet fall.Quote:
Originally Posted by gee
thats pretty legit to meQuote:
Originally Posted by emkid420
right on