Have a Merry X-Mas To ALL!!!

Christmas is here and a time for cheer........

My own belief is that Santa is PRO U.S.A. and a Republican too. He wears the Red, White and Blue with pride....red from his outfit, white from the trim and blue from his balls due to wind chill in the sleigh.

Why a republican you may ask.......well he distributes gifts and toys to those he deemed naughty and nice.....he proportions the toys based on wealth; check under your tree. And as for the enviroment....his reindeer crap across the world with glee on our rooftops, streets, etc. with no concern as to polution vs. getting the job done. LOL

Hoping you republicans get your m-16s with stock options, dems get a tree to hug, and the conspiracy folk all get their tin foil hats for protection.

Merry X-Mas to all and to all..........

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

No no you got it all wrong, he provides a social service. There for he is a democrat. Merry Christmas

Merry Ex-Mas

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Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud

Christmas is here and a time for cheer........

My own belief is that Santa is PRO U.S.A. and a Republican too. He wears the Red, White and Blue with pride....red from his outfit, white from the trim and blue from his balls due to wind chill in the sleigh.

Why a republican you may ask.......well he distributes gifts and toys to those he deemed naughty and nice.....he proportions the toys based on wealth; check under your tree. And as for the enviroment....his reindeer crap across the world with glee on our rooftops, streets, etc. with no concern as to polution vs. getting the job done. LOL

Hoping you republicans get your m-16s with stock options, dems get a tree to hug, and the conspiracy folk all get their tin foil hats for protection.

Merry X-Mas to all and to all..........

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

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Perhaps Santa does not hold allegiance to any country. Actually, I think Santa may skip out on Amerikan children this year. I guess he doesn't wanna be the patsy for the next staged terror attack or associate himself with fascists. C'mon...Santa has a reputation to protect! The last thing he needs is to be associated with greedy materialistic Amerikan fascists. As for the environment, I'm sure he has a few little baggies somewhere in his sleigh for his reindeer crap. Hey, if people have to clean up their dog's shit in public, than Santa should clean up his reindeer's shit!

But maybe the good little Germans.....I mean Amerikans will get lucky and Santa will come.

However, I'm on good terms with Santa so he'll make an exception and give me my brand new tin foil hat. The Illuminati destroyed mine with their mind control waves. Time for an upgrade! Thats what an ounce of green can do for ya! :jointsmile: :D

Merry Christmas!

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Originally Posted by Zimzum

No no you got it all wrong, he provides a social service. There for he is a democrat. Merry Christmas

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Couldn't he be considered a socialist if he provides social services?

Noel dudes....

merry christmas to all!! I'm about to eat some more cookies and have an orange soda and smoke some weed later on :)

Oh its a wonderful life.

Howdy Psycho4Bud,

Merry Christmas ! and Happy New Years ! :jointsmile:

I really do like the idea of gittin an M-16..but since I ain't on active duty,I'll have to settle for an AR-15 :) I just hope that Santa remebers to include some good mags(not cheapo WallyWorld ones) and plenty of ammo ! :D

Have a good one ! :jointsmile:

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Originally Posted by Torog

Howdy Psycho4Bud,

Merry Christmas ! and Happy New Years ! :jointsmile:

I really do like the idea of gittin an M-16..but since I ain't on active duty,I'll have to settle for an AR-15 :) I just hope that Santa remebers to include some good mags

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This way off topic, but have they figured out how to make those 90 round drum mags work without jamming yet? Had one for a mini-14 that was a major pain in the ass. Was kinda hoping newer one work right.

Torog, have a merry holiday season!