help me im pissed

im a newb. ive smoked 4 joints in my entire life. just give me advice plz.

well for the 4th attempt at trying to get high i smoked an entire spliff. i rolled it myself, and it was perfect. Nothing but weed, my dads weed.

Problem is I didn't feel any different. I was smoking alone listening to music, and i smoked it all by myself and i didnt get high. this is the fourth occasion this has happened. what am i doing wrong. something to do with the way i was smoking??? keep in mind i have never smoked before, no cigarrettes nothing.

I assumed you smoked by just sucking in and inhaling. thats what i did but i didnt feel like i was smoking it. when i exhaled no smoke came out. yeah but i guess the question is how exactly do you smoke.

You need to inhale it.. You are probably just taking the smoke into your mouth. Inhale as deep as you can. If you dont cough, you are doing it wrong.

........................................look kid, dont steal your dads weed and dont ask "how you do it" online, its reliable information but its much better if you have someone actually there and show you how to do it.
as for your ghost hits, you joint probably wasnt air tight at all.

I agree, it would be best if you could smoke with an experienced smoker first.

But you aren't inhaling anyting if you aren't blowing smoke out. You would certainly see it.

My suggestion would be to smoke out of a pipe first, I'm sure your dad would have some lying around. Suck the smoke into your mouth, than open your mouth a little and inhale as much air as you can as quickly as you can. You will likely cough up a lung, but it should get a lot easier after a few hits.

Does your dad know your are pinching his stash? Why can't you ask him to teach you? To young to ask?

im 16 so i cant ask him. he does know i've tried it.

The cool thing about my dad is that when he was my kid he was always in fights smoking weed and getting drunk. now in his 40's he comes home from a hard days work after drilling for 12 hours and listens to pink floyd and smokes weed right in front of me. so i guess i COULD ask him. just here first.
and i dont know anyone who i can buy weed from as i just moved to a new school and none of my friends smoke weed which sucks balls. im starting to hang around with a bunch of stoners at my new school though.

ye man u in yr 11 too? i think that it may be packed down too tight but i cant tell from just word of mouth

peace

get a pipe and smoke a bowl, its hard to fuck that up

I started at about age 11 or 12 and for yeaaaars (pretty bad) we only blazed out of a Bolt (easy to get at auto zone any size) with a simple kitchen sink screen in it its about as big as a walnut The ultimate sneak and toke Huuuuge hits and always got us high from the first time. Fuck a joint is how i live ive tried a few times and promies to never do ti again a few times..

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Originally Posted by BlazinTreesX3

I started at about age 11 or 12 and for yeaaaars (pretty bad) we only blazed out of a Bolt (easy to get at auto zone any size) with a simple kitchen sink screen in it its about as big as a walnut The ultimate sneak and toke Huuuuge hits and always got us high from the first time. Fuck a joint is how i live ive tried a few times and promies to never do ti again a few times..

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Saying that you just don't smoke joints is kind-of dumb isn't it?

After all

They hit huge, arn't harsh, easy to share, AND ITS WEED!

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Originally Posted by lolumad?

im 16 so i cant ask him. he does know i've tried it.

The cool thing about my dad is that when he was my kid he was always in fights smoking weed and getting drunk. now in his 40's he comes home from a hard days work after drilling for 12 hours and listens to pink floyd and smokes weed right in front of me. so i guess i COULD ask him. just here first.
and i dont know anyone who i can buy weed from as i just moved to a new school and none of my friends smoke weed which sucks balls. im starting to hang around with a bunch of stoners at my new school though.

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Just ask him if he doesn't hide it from you.