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i hear my neighbors making love quite often
they are older like in their 50's and they still go at it
if i hear em i know they be hearing me
we see each other and wave and smile but
i wonder if they are thinking what im thinking
"damn your woman be screaming and moaning real loud"
why dont you close the windows
I know for a fact my neighbors hate us.. We share a common wall with our bedrooms (stupid townhouses). I know they are thinking "do those crazy kids ever stop??"
This makes me real happy I live in a stand-alone house with a nice, big yard around it. I don't want the sound or image of my neighbors' lovemaking coming into my mind or their noise through my walls. They're a portly, gray-headed retired couple with seven very stout grandchildren. Very nice neighbors, Margerie and Stan. But erotic they're not. Even driving up when they're bent over in their yard working on the flowerbeds can sorta put me outta the mood . . . . Stan's pants tend to be low-riders.
I was at my bf's house one night and we heard his neighbors across the street going at it, screaming and the whole nine yards. BEST PART: the people we heard were our good friends' parents!
So I live in townhouses and me and my girls were outside one night waiting for our boys on the front porch and wear hear this faint moaning so we stop talkin and listen and it gets louder, and louder, and louder and all of a sudden with this one loud yell it stops...and the dog comes running to the front door.
Ive never looked at my neighbors the same way..
and I'm sure they've never looked at me the same way after maybe 3 or 4 years ago, me and my current boyfriend were fooling around on a summer day, so we had the windows wide open..and i guess i got a lil loud 'cause a lil later the neighbors come'a knockin' seein' if i was okay.
lol I dont hear my neighbors, the guy is such an asshole but his woman is a hottie who needs a good humpping I suppose. She outta come over for a 3 sum hehehe
My neighbors live above and below me, i don't think they can hear...