Eh just postcha fave quotes.
and umphrey's mcgees the shit.
so is fatboy slim.
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Eh just postcha fave quotes.
and umphrey's mcgees the shit.
so is fatboy slim.
from the trees in the forrest comes the handle of the axe
"Latvian Orthodox? That's not the group that goes around mutilating squirrels, is it?"
"God is love"
I read it recently in a book...interpret it as you want...
Matisyahu is the shytQuote:
Originally Posted by GetDown
" shut that cunts mouth before i fuck-start her head! "
Grandpa Simpson: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
"Empty your mind. Become formless and shapeless like water. When water is poured into a cup, it becomes the cup. When water is poured into a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee
"Don't think, feel! It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory." - Bruce Lee
"Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable." - Bruce Lee
Tyler Durden: Its not until you lose everything that you are free to do anything
Jack: When people think you're dying, they really, really listen to you, instead of just...
Marla Singer: - instead of just waiting for their turn to speak?
Tyler Durden: God Damn! We just had a near-life experience, fellas.
Kurtz: I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight, razor, and surviving.
Travis Bickle: All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.
(lol at the fact that Travis takes Betsy to a porn movie on their frst date.)
Derek Zoolander: Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
Mugatu: Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!
"I got a cold heart, I ain't gon lie. But that shit right there made me cry"
"fuck the world"
"If the truth won't do, then something is wrong!" My Grandfather, the late Rev. John C. Schwabenland (after catching my Mother in a lie)- I was 5 and the sight of my sweet, gentle, Grandfather in a total rage, seared it in my mind. Never did find out what it was about- I was sent up to cousin Johnny's room, but it must have been a doozie of a lie for him to get that mad!- Granny :stoned: