dont you just hate it when your in a crowd of people and all of a sudden this fine piece of ass starts checkin you out and your checkin her out and you get a stiffy? and then all of the people just kinda stop and stare? god i hate that!
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dont you just hate it when your in a crowd of people and all of a sudden this fine piece of ass starts checkin you out and your checkin her out and you get a stiffy? and then all of the people just kinda stop and stare? god i hate that!
That's never really happened to me but I remember in 7th grade once, i had to do an oral presentation in front of the class for Science... and... you can see where this is going...
oh man, i know what ya mean. im just glad im not small, otherwise it would be more than just a little embarrasmentQuote:
Originally Posted by OniEhtRedrum781
The fact that you even bothered to make a thread announcing both the existence of your embarrassing problem in response to a "girl checking you out" and then a subsequent thread boasting about your size indicates a lot more than you realize, MastaC. Among other things, it draws into question:
Your appeal to members of the opposite sex (or lack thereof)
Your maturity
Your discretion and humility
Your physical endowment (or lack thereof)
I speak the truth here. Sorry to burst your bubble. But one of these days, you've gotta start growing up a little.
oh, im sorry if your offended, i wasnt exactly boasting, but its not little itty bitty ya know? the main point of the thread is dont you just hate it when your soldier stands at attention while there are people you dont even know watching.
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Originally Posted by MastaChronic
lol yea happens all the time ..
I've said it before and I'll say it again, just hold your breath. Eventually the discomfort will grow and your body will take 100% of it's attention and blood away from the erection; trying to preserve oxygen and all.
I can honestly say I've never had this problem...
When you get to be my age it takes a lot more than looking,,,LOLz...
ive tired that, it dont work.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrdevious
ive tried humming the national anthem to take my mind off the subject.
ive tried duct taping it to my leg (ouch, dont try)
ive tried biting my tongue
ive treied a lot of things, but my soldier is not trained enough and refuses to stand down to higher authority