HAHAHAHA!

oh god, the fact of the day reminded me of this.

About a year back my little brother completely OWNED my health teacher... He was very smart for his age... And he knows I smoke but hasn't given me an answer to whether he does or not.... Even though he comes home smelling... quite strongly of it.

He's was 13 ... and this is the story as he tells it.

Teacher: And this is a smokers lung. (shows picture.) Over ____ (very large amount) of people have died from lung cancer from smoking either Tobbacco or Marijuana.

My little brother raises his hand: Wait.. That's from smoking Both tobacco and marijuana... alone or together.

Teacher: Yes, it is, why do you ask?

Brother: What was the percentage of them that died from marijuana

Teacher: Well... I don't have the percentage on hand.

Brother: Right. If you looked it up maybe....

Teacher: Okay will do.

The next day......

Teacher is going on about some vegtables and shit.

My little brother raises his hand once again: Could you find anything on the people dead from marijuana, or even getting lung cancer.

Teacher: No, I couldn't find anything on the internet about lung cancer from marijuana

Bro: Any deaths?

Teacher: Once again I couldn't find them.

Bro: Right. So you're telling me that people died from lung cancer, and still are from marijuana ALONE, but you couldn't come up with one single piece of evidence from the internet... the most abundant information - providing, fictional or not, about a death from marijuana?

Teacher: Well.....(long pause) No... Let's get back on the subject of veggies.

PWNAGE
little bugger reminds me of myself

haha, ive done that half baked with my history teacher


teacher "many people dont take the opprotunity to think before they speak"
me "thats a golden opprotunity"

he was all pissed off because we were all talking and then when i said that he shut up right quick

lmao. i love messin with health teachers about this shit. its great