The ten commandments of smoking pot.

http://www.onlinepot.org/misc/tencommandmentsofpot.htm

Sit back, relax, have a toke. Enjoy.

This document was made for the single purpose of having some fun.

The Golden Rule works for pot:
If a friend has nothing to smoke and you do, smoke them up.
If you've got munchies and drink and he doesn't, let him have a bit of yours.

Left-Hand Rule: Always pass to the left.
That way if your driving in a car, The Driver never has to reach behind him to grab the joint. Not that we would ever drive & do drugs at the same time. Heaven Forbid!

He who rolls a joint gains automatic sparking privileges.
If he rolls a nice joint, tell him so.
If he does not wish to spark, he may pass the privilege to someone else.

Never complain about somebody else's weed.
They didn't have to include you...
Don't knock it, free pot is good pot.

Never turn down a toke, unless you are too stoned (hay it happens).
Pity he who is too stoned.

Valid Medical Patients
A Valid Medical Patient Does Have The Right To Smoke Alone
If They Feel They Do Not Have Enough To Share.
Remember Its Their Medicine!

A match is a match:
Try to never match pinners to anything bigger, it's just impolite.
Come to think of it, never roll a pinner.
If you absolutely must roll a pinner due to lack of pot, apologize profusely.

Always:
Declare a bowl cashed if you think it is.
Reload.

The person who brought the bud picks the music.

The little things that kill:
Never miss 4:20.
Thou shalt not triple toke.
Save all your roaches for a "rainy day"
Never Clean Anyone Else's Bowl Without Permission..

Aint it funny, I've never actually read this before, but always adhere to every single 'rule' there!
Much head nodding going on here lol

It's a toker thang, I guess :D

I always direct new smokers to http://www.smokingwithstyle.com great info there.

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Originally Posted by juanskee

Valid Medical Patients
A Valid Medical Patient Does Have The Right To Smoke Alone
If They Feel They Do Not Have Enough To Share.
Remember Its Their Medicine!

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also let me add, if someone says they need it for medical reasons, don't scoff. You don't have to look sick, to be sick. This happens to me all the time and it kind of pisses me off.

(I had gastric bypass surgery two years ago, since then I am naseated all the time and can't eat. My dr. recommended weed to me when the prescription medicine was not working effectively. So no, I don't look sick in fact I look pretty fly; but I do like to eat and I hate feeling like I'm going to hurl all day so I smoke, for medical reasons.)

Of course, in Britain one should always pass to the right.

they sound ok to me, I follow most of them/// nice one jaunskee