Attack of the Killer Pirate
It was a reasonably dull morning, when I woke up and found my usual morning bowl of Shreddies had been replaced with a Killer Pirate wearing a skirt. He looked at me. I looked at him. He looked at me, again. I returned the gesture. He continued to look at me. I was adamant that my levels of 'lookingness' would equal, if not surpass, his, so I didn't look away. He looked at me. I ran.
Despite having a wooden leg and a parrot on his shoulder, he was fast. He caught up with me somewhere past A52 on the B42, LBC to NYPD. abc? 123! I circled him; he ovalled me. I laughed at his wooden leg. He cried. I assured him it would be alright, life wasn't that hard, employers are always looking for Killer Pirates to hire, and that he's bound to meet a nice female Killer Pirate, get married, have kids. But, little did I know, he was hiding a pizza in his pocket. He slammed it in my face, and the tomatoes stung my eyes. I was blinded. I tried to wipe it off of, but before I could, he tackled me to the ground. I pushed him off me, and managed to fashion a rudementary sling shot out of mushrooms and pineapple, and fired a sardine at him. His allergies acted up, and I managed to run for it..... right into the National Killer Pirate Association's weekly meeting..
(to be continued)
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no one liked my story :( lol
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i liked ur storey, :)
i dont think i got it but....lol :o
it was a great story ghost! ;)
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lmfao GT.
mate dancing in front of the mirrors never been so funny. :D
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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
no one liked my story :( lol
Was it a story? :confused:
I thought that it was really goin on :confused:
Happens to me alot :rolleyes:
Well, most mornings, anyway :o
Whose dancing in front of the mirrors?...isn't that just a euphamism?:D
Yeah, it's "TANGENTIAL SUNDAY", everybody!!!:D
Can YOU keep up?:rolleyes:
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LOL! :D
Randomness is an essential in life...please humour me with more ghostoker
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Originally Posted by socks
LOL! :D
Randomness is an essential in life...please humour me with more ghostoker
in time, my friend.. in time
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Damn you :p
How can u be so mean?!?! :eek:
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Originally Posted by socks
Damn you :p
How can u be so mean?!?! :eek:
its a gift i have lol
by the way, socks.. where you from, how old are you, etc etc!?!?!?
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Iv'e never been so humiliated in my entire life. Great, now I gotta through away my pirate suit and get rid of my wooden legs.Gee thanks alot!
