So I'm smoking a bong naked and a cop knocks...

Well, about an hour ago I woke up, naked (that's how I sleep) and decided to sit down for a nice wake and bake session. I don't have anything to do until 4:00, so I figured I could just sit here and chill out to some good tunes while getting baked.

Well, after about a couple bowls, I hear a knock on my door. This is not good, since I'm completely naked, there's a loaded bong, a bag of weed, a pipe and an ashtray on my desk, and the room smells like weed. Shit.

I ask, "Who is it?" and the reply is "The police!" Shit shit shit.

I yell "Just a second!" and quickly proceed to search for a pair of pants (which I forgot to zip up). I then scurried to hide everything out of plain view and opened the door a crack. "Yes?"

Turns out he was just investigating a complaint about a vehicle in the parking lot outside my apartment building that had a window shot out with a BB gun, asking if I knew anything about it. I replied that I didn't, because I was at work at the time he said it happened, and I gave him my information and he left.

Jesus Christ, I think I need another bowl to calm my nerves now.

yikes, thats nerv racking...
good thing he didnt smell anything:D

good thing he wasn't gaaaay...

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Originally Posted by Skink

good thing he wasn't gaaaay...

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He does have his information!:D

I probably would have walked out of the house, and pretended to pass out, therefore taking him away from the "illegal" activity,. Then he'd be concentrating on making sure im not dead so he wouldnt have to do loads of paper work. Then i'd miraculously recover and he could ask me the questions outside and never come near the house, therefore not smelling the dope, or seeing any of the beautiful, amzing, sexy, lovely, green green bud!

Ahhh

Ah.

Wow, what a plan, LOL.

Sounds like quite the experiance, another bowl sounds good :)

That sucks man.. luckily it wasn't anything bad for you. But hell, that would have scared the freaking shit out of me.

Pack up another bowl and smoke one. :)

:rasta: About a year ago i looked out of the window to see old bill were sitting outside my house at about 3 in the morning,im really paranoid so i grabbed my stash & scales and launched them over my neighbours garden,then they knocked..:( I crapped my pants,plucked up my courage and answered the door,it turned out my neighbour had there shed broken into and they wanted to know if our shed was ok,luckily i chucked it over the opposit side,after they left i covertly retreived my ganja:rasta:

Oh man. The more I read threads on this site the happier I am that I live in Maine.

Decriminalization for the win.

Wow. That was damn close. I probably would have grabbed some pants and made a break for the window :D