Back in grade 8 me and a friend spent our entire, very boring, science class making up euphenisms for beating your meat: "Rolling the dough, waxing the wagon, pumping the pork", etc. Make up your own here, or ones for sex.
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Back in grade 8 me and a friend spent our entire, very boring, science class making up euphenisms for beating your meat: "Rolling the dough, waxing the wagon, pumping the pork", etc. Make up your own here, or ones for sex.
hahaha , "Rubbing one out", "playing 3 fingered DJ", "flicking my bean", and "Petting the kitty", WOOOOOO i'm on a roll!
Go, girl......jucing the orange, spraying the hydrant, toasting the tamales, employing the laws of friction, kicking the dogQuote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
Beating Around the Bush, Brushing The Beaver, Checking for Squirrels, Dialing the Rotary Phone, Engaging in Safe Sex, Fingerpainting, Flickin' the Bean, Fucking Without Complications, Having Sex With Someone you Love, Jillin' Off,
Play the Clitar, Pussy Soccer, Spelunking, MY FAVE: Muffin Buffin'!!!!
A quick J.Arthur, Shaking hands with the Prime Minister, Waving to Mr Johnson, Painting the wall, The Five Knuckle Shuffle, Craxking one off, Beating one out, Tenderising the meat.
And one offensive one that one of my mates just came out with Kicking a coon to death, which was a bit weird and is not inficative of my views but I thought id share it with you.
lol Poking the poo?
couldn't resist
Shaking hands with the unemployed, burping the worm, making the snake sneeze
The one handed shuffle. Tenderizing the tube steak. Jerkin' the gherkin. Spanking the monkey.
lol this is like readers digest from hell:clap:
LOL!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Euphoric