Health Card?

Sup Fellow stoners,

im trying to get a job at Subway so i abstained from da erb for about 11 days now, been doin ALOT of weight lifting and tons of water, i feel clean and all but i just got some skunk and i really cant wait

i wuz told that subway doesnt drug test but they do require health cards (since were working with food here) i just wanted to know, what do they put me to do to obtain one cuz i really wanna puff right now


help a brotha out fast plz!!!

I haven't had a food handler's card for some 40 years, but back then it was a TB test and did you have any open sores?

nah man no open sores or nothing, they just told me once im going to be working with food i am going to need a health card, they check for contagious diseases or sumthing from stool samples?

ew i'd never let anyobdy take a sample of my shit