getting stoned before work

IM SO STONED AND WORK IN 30 MINS FUK SAKE IM TOO STONED TO GO IN :(

Hah, I never got the opportunity really..I was in rehab when I worked all summer, and they don't need me now (it's a plant nursery).

I only smoked a couple times at lunch, and it was pretty nice, I just had to hope not to run into the boss...heh.

Call in 'sick'?

need the money for more weed lol

I always get stoned before work, makes me work better if anything, i just seem to have more and more accidents. Wont be long before one of my fingers says goodbye to me.

do you have to deal with a lot of people? i used to be waiter and i would come in stoned everyday and i would be like " whats up man can i take your order man?" and shit like that. i got off on that shit cuz i really didnt give a fuck what they thought and they still gave me tips.

I can't work worth a f#$*@ without it...