dirty talk..

so I talk dirty in bed, I like to do it but don't like to hear it back. lol I don't mind calling him a whore, but I don't want to be one. What is ya'lls opinion on dirty talk? could you say those things out loud? would you even know what to say? would it make you laugh? would it turn you on? would it piss you off? What would you like to hear?*
if you tell me what you say, I'll tell you what I say :cool:

*I like to hear reassuring things like, I love you, your beautiful, you feel good, your soft, I don't think that is talking dirty, but it is only fair to answer my own question.

Loooove dirty talk, made a living off of it. Never, ever hear it back (with anyone). It would be such a turn on to hear it back! I just like to give commands and describe what I'm going to do and how I will do it. I also always like to give the guy a description of how what he's doing feels because I think sometimes they'd like to know.

Who would laugh? Maybe if I was 16 again I'd laugh, but now I know that dirty talk is an art form and I appreciate it.


Oh, yeah, I've got no problem with whore and things like that because, well, I don't know why, but I like it. I like feeling like a dirty girl. OK, too much info from Mary...:o


Did anyone see the rerun of Seinfeld last night where the chick is talking dirty to Jerry? She gets pissed and leaves because when she talks about her panties, he says, "The panties your mother laid out for you?" :confused:

Ya that was on last night I just ready to quote it to. Then she got mad at Elaine

I get embarassed when there is serious dirty talk during passion. Like I'm a prudish amish or something. :rolleyes:

I can talk about really dirty shit all day long at work with men and women, but when it comes down to the nitty gritty and I'm in the middle of it, it's a different story. Like, I'll feel silly and stupid. I think it's when i'm trying to relate it to a particular person, I'll get shy about it.

I'm more of the 'actions speak louder than words' kinda guy. I'd rather show you than tell you. ;) :cool:

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Originally Posted by clevemire

I get embarassed when there is serious dirty talk during passion. Like I'm a prudish amish or something. :rolleyes:

I can talk about really dirty shit all day long at work with men and women, but when it comes down to the nitty gritty and I'm in the middle of it, it's a different story. Like, I'll feel silly and stupid. I think it's when i'm trying to relate it to a particular person, I'll get shy about it.

I'm more of the 'actions speak louder than words' kinda guy. I'd rather show you than tell you. ;) :cool:

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it's funny that you can't say it out loud, even though you may be doing it at the time. I guess I don't have any shame. lol

[QUOTE=maryjanemama]Loooove dirty talk, made a living off of it. Never, ever hear it back (with anyone). It would be such a turn on to hear it back! I just like to give commands and describe what I'm going to do and how I will do it. I also always like to give the guy a description of how what he's doing feels because I think sometimes they'd like to know.

Who would laugh? Maybe if I was 16 again I'd laugh, but now I know that dirty talk is an art form and I appreciate it.


Oh, yeah, I've got no problem with whore and things like that because, well, I don't know why, but I like it. I like feeling like a dirty girl. OK, too much info from Mary...:o

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lol you know I feel kind of dirty when I say things like that, but it makes me feel like I am in control as well. Turns my boyfriend on like crazy, lol I love the results. I think the best venifit about talking dirty is...even though it's sex stuff it is also communication. I am talking dirty and turning him on, by telling him what I like in bed. Then....he does those things pretty much how I described. This is why I guess I don't understand women who say their man sucks in bed. If he sucks, then tell him what to do! He can't read your mind, and some guys can't read your body language. Women have to take some kind of responsibility in their sex life, leaving it all up to the man is crazy. Takes two people, and if you don't speak up, you have no one to blame for your dissatisfaction but yourself. Of course if you tell him, talk to him, talk to him, tell him again, rent a porn, get him a sex manual, mark pages, and he still sucks, then he is either a selfish lover, or too stupid to catch on to the obvious .... dump him or live with an orgasmless existance.
(been there with the guy, urgh, it sucks)

I happen to be a guy who's bad in bed. ((I dont know that for a fact. I just can't get my lady to orgasm during sex. I ask her what I should do and she tells me Im doing well. I can make her orgasm via oral though. -laughs-)) So don'tchoo criticize our kind! We may be of a common and often annoying breed, but our species still must live on!

Anyway, I talk dirty in bed all the time, but my lady is too shy to return the dirtiness. It turns her on though. And I call her all sorts mean names in bed... things I would never normally say ((Dirty Dung Eater, piece of monkey shit, dumbass mother----er, garbage can face, retard, asswhore, shitface, fuckface, assface, I tell her I want to kill her, I threaten to kill her dog if she ever leaves me, etcetera))
Okay. The examples were complete lies. More accurate would be whore, bitch, and nasty/dirty. Though one time I referred to her vagina as a 'cunt' and she hit me REALLY hard. Apparently that word is unacceptable. I really would've liked a warning though. My lady's nothing of the sort of course, but its fun to roleplay!

((I'm a rhino and you're a japanese school girl))

Encatuse

P.S. If thats you in your avatar, scarlett, you're uber-secksi.

P.P.S. If I wasn't high right now.. I probably wouldn't have posted in this thread. Thank allah for lowered inhibitions.

P.P.P.S. I'm not Islamic.

this was from thursday's photo shoot.
I'm foxy

mrs imo would slap me lol.
not in a good way.
i reckon dirty talkin is great. in between the grunting and moaning and crying into the pillow lol.

yesh there is a thin line between offending your mate and arousing them (if you're a guy) personally i dont even try, as i bruise easily. WE GOT A BLEEDER!
no but perhaps it'd be a good idea to research how to do that right. thnx peepz! time for a bit of google.com