"Excuse me, i left my face at your house.."

(SORRY it's long, if you dont read, the story basically says i got really fucked up without paying a dime)



So basically im taking a break from toking(exam cram week wtih exams next week etc) till xmas. Well i coudlnt just take a break without getting stupid stoned first so ill be able to make it.

The night starts off wtih nothing..i have no bud, no money, and everyone is busy...im making calls for people that owe me money, and im trying to get ahold of people that owe me bud..finally a friend of mine calls and she tells me to head over to where she is to smoke wtih them. i figure im going to smoke a bowl or two for the simple fact it was her friend that had the bud, and i did not know him...well he turns out to be a very chill guy with about 2 oz of some fairly good dank, nice and smooth with a good layer of crystals.i ask him what device we will be partaking in and he pulls out a very well constructed 3 liter gravity bong. He packs a bowl and starts pulling some hits on the bong, but they were kind of weak. Being free weed, i say nothing becuase that would be fucked up, he's lettingi me smoke so shut up and take it. Well he has to take a phone call and he tells me to pack and bowl and i can have greens on it. I loove gravity bongs and know how to pull a solid hit on em, but this thing was POWERFUL when worked properly. It clears an entire bowl pack in one full pull, the bottle is totally white and smoke is starting to leak out of the top. I apologize to the guy for clearing it, id idtn mean to, but i HAD to hit it. I remove the cap, blast down this hit, and just have a coughing fit for 10 minutes...2 hits after that, and i was plastered....

So being plastered, i get a call from a dealer buddy who wants to go get some food. I pick him up and he's already smoking a blunt which he said was his offer for gas money to me. HELL YEA son! We smoke a blunt of some dank and head to Cookout where we proceed to have a 20 minute giggle fit while trying to order. Food is good, high is rip roaring and knocking me to my feet every time i stand up..I drop him off, thank him for the bud and head back to the dorm for some sleep.


I get to my dorm (1:00AM) and i get in to my boxxers, put on my headphones, and hop in bed about to pass out...My cell phone rings and its my buddy mark..he ONLY calls me when he wants bud, and sometimes when he has bud. This was one of hte rare times where he has bud, but its not just any bud. He has like geekin out on the phone saying he has some White Light(ww crossed with bubble gum) so im like no fucking way dude, no fucking way. No passing up a solid strain of bud that i know is a fantastic smoke, i hurridly get dressed and hop in to my car tohead to his apartment. Get there, take 2 bong rips of this and im done for. i have a huge head high that is clear as hell, but im so tired and stoned from all the indica i smoked earlier that i just lay on his couch and pass out. I proceed to have some intense lucid dreams where i got so high my face fell off and i left without it only to call them later saying

"Excuse me, i left my face at your house.."


i think i woke up stoned 12 hours later....i love nights like this

Luck all day long.

Omg dude, you are the MAN!! Toke on, brother!!

sounds like it was an awesome day, man.

Lucky dude

i ve had days like that...didnt spend a dime just followed the marijuana trail lol

they are rare days like these....i hope to have one on saturday(19 bday fool!)

Thats like my best friend Nick, we got so high and we were watching The Price is Right on the t.v. he tivo'd it so it's like 1am. Were yelling at some asshole who spun the wheel to hard and I screamed, 'Good job fuckface" we started laughing he couldn't stop and then his hand swats his face to his nose and he goes, "MY NOSE IS MELTING OFF MY FACEEEEEEEE".....what a night :)

LOL damn, this was an interesting read. Seems like on the day you wanted weed you got lucky 3 times FOR FREE! Lucky you :rastasmoke:.

its a once a month thing i think...i just have one day, where all the peopel i smoked out, realize that they owe me, and they smoke me out..maybe it was just a day of infamy that will never repeat itself