My Best Friend Armondo
Okay so it started it off I was going to the highlands ( a pretty big movie plaza in my town) to meet up with a couple of girls. My E slinger slang me some green dolphins and Rolex crowns. He then drove me to the Highlands, I got there about 30 minuets earlier then I was supposed to, so I go into Ralph??s. I immediately see an old friend from school (which I was expelled from). His name Malcolm. We go smoke grit, and he then asks me if I want to go to his ??homies? house (10:45pm). I agree and was off on our way.
I get there and immediately a big 21-year-old Mexican named Armondo trys starting shit, he??s super drunk and high. Malcolm leaves and i'm at the crazy house alone. (11:30pm). Now me and Mondo get cool, we agree i'm going to be the wealthy businessman and he??s going to be my bodyguard. So we go to the highlands apparently the girls already left ?. Sorry Girls you know who you are. So he calls a couple of his friends to give me a ride, none can. So he volunteers to walk me home, I??m underage. The walk from the highlands to my house not using the freeway is fucking 8 miles. (12:00am).
So were off, I pull out my baggy (this is going to be a long walk). Gave a green dolphin to myself, and gave Mondo 2. We ate them on the spot.
Fucking Jack in the Box! We walk through the drive through. They won??t let us order. Fuckers. We try to bargain with the customers waiting in there cars to buy us some burgers. It didn??t work. So were off to 7 11.
We get there I get a coca cola slurpee, and Mondo gets a 32 oz Sam Adams. So were off again, after a short detour; the munchies detour.
We start walking we get to the entrance of this canyon it goes to right cross the street of the Del Mar Fairgrounds. We start walking through it, I??m getting scared as hell cause we had to seen bout 3 or 4 rattlesnakes. We get to the end of the canyon. (2:00am). So we walk pass the del mar fair we just have to break in and go inside.
So were in the Del Mar Fair, just us and a bunch of cops lol. So we get to the golf carts were trying to jack them all of them have chains on them except one. Damn the batteries almost out! We got to drive it for bout 5 minuets.
Next up we go to the betting buildings, were they bet for horses the doors were open. We were in a fucking 10-story building by ourselves. We start walking through it the e??s starting to kick in. Were having a blast it??s like a maze, we get to the roof access. We sit on the roof smoking cigs telling life stories rolling balls.
We finally leave we have to hop 2, 10 foot high fences. The second one we hop cut up my hands and shit. We get over (victory cigarette) We find ourselves to be smoking right next to a 20 foot high propane tank//////// CATION FLAMMABLE GAS NO SMOKING WITHIN 40 FEET!!!!
LMFAO!!!!
We quickly move to a new spot, now the cops are on us fuck we quickly run to my house cutting through apartment parking lots we get to my house (4:00am).
When we get there we start playing Xbox 360. He finally leaves my house round (7:30am).
He??s now my best friend.
!THE END!
:D :smokin:
