Clumsy Stoner Moments

So I thought it would be intresting to have a Clumsy Stoner thread. So Ill start with a few.

Today I was trying to put on my pants and wasnt paying very much attention at all. I ended up trying to put both legs into one pants leg lost my balance and busted my face, and got carpet burn on my elbow and knee.

Im also afraid of my hallway. Its really spooky, long, and just fucking creepy so I tend to haul ass back up it. Well I went to the bathroom and started my usual sprint back to the living room. Someone had just came out of one of the bedrooms and left the door open, since the bulb was out in the hallway I didnt see it open and ran into during full stride. I hit it so hard it slammed shut, and had a red mark on my forhead and was kinda disorentied for a min.

So whats your stories. I have lots of them. Im such a clutz.

im not that clumsy, and ive only fallen out of my tree a few times.......

I do a bunch of stuff... I can't really don't know where to start :p

I lose things soo many things soo much its not even funny... I like lose my underwear even though they're on its fucked.

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Originally Posted by KL4D4

I lose things soo many things soo much its not even funny... I like lose my underwear even though they're on its fucked.

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LMAO I know what you mean. I'll be looking for something like my lighter or remote for the longest time and it will be in my hand the whole time.

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Originally Posted by Dro_Princess

So I thought it would be intresting to have a Clumsy Stoner thread. So Ill start with a few.

Today I was trying to put on my pants and wasnt paying very much attention at all. I ended up trying to put both legs into one pants leg lost my balance and busted my face, and got carpet burn on my elbow and knee.

Im also afraid of my hallway. Its really spooky, long, and just fucking creepy so I tend to haul ass back up it. Well I went to the bathroom and started my usual sprint back to the living room. Someone had just came out of one of the bedrooms and left the door open, since the bulb was out in the hallway I didnt see it open and ran into during full stride. I hit it so hard it slammed shut, and had a red mark on my forhead and was kinda disorentied for a min.

So whats your stories. I have lots of them. Im such a clutz.

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i nearly lost my finger on a serated can of mushypeas on my 16th b'day i was so stoned

well i got so stoned i forgot my password and had to geta new account roflol

this did'nt happen to me, but the other night a friend of mine reached for a lighter and knocked a can of drink over. He picked it up, then reached to move something that got wet and spill the drink again.

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LMAO I know what you mean. I'll be looking for something like my lighter or remote for the longest time and it will be in my hand the whole time.

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who does that lol I do it all the time and start getting frustrated cause I can't find it, I do all kinds of things normally putting things back in the wrong place like milk in the cupboard and ceral in the fridge.

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Originally Posted by Dro_Princess

So I thought it would be intresting to have a Clumsy Stoner thread. So Ill start with a few.

Today I was trying to put on my pants and wasnt paying very much attention at all. I ended up trying to put both legs into one pants leg lost my balance and busted my face, and got carpet burn on my elbow and knee.

Im also afraid of my hallway. Its really spooky, long, and just fucking creepy so I tend to haul ass back up it. Well I went to the bathroom and started my usual sprint back to the living room. Someone had just came out of one of the bedrooms and left the door open, since the bulb was out in the hallway I didnt see it open and ran into during full stride. I hit it so hard it slammed shut, and had a red mark on my forhead and was kinda disorentied for a min.

So whats your stories. I have lots of them. Im such a clutz.

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How old are you? 12?