I need help

I need a fast recipie that doesn't give off a smell and uses only 1 bowl of pot... any suggestions?

Fire Crackers, although one bowl may not be potent enough to effect you. Search the forums for firecrackers or view my recent fire cracker experience.

Some people even microwave them, I cooked mine in the oven and there was no smell whatsoever. My roommate even asked what I was making and I told him they were smores, he didn't seem to doubt me.