Think i can pass? Help me out

Ok so there are random drug tests at my school which suck ass.. but from what i can tell there are opportunities to avoid it in the worst case scenario. So the background - a rent-a-cop will show up at your class and call you out and lead you to the office. there you will put your backpack in a room and then continue to the waiting room. Here you aare with about 10 other people waiting to test and there is a pitcher of water in the middle if you can't go. This room is unsupervised. You then go and piss and they pour something in the water and all that and ya you take your test. you can stay in the waiting room for quite some time (when i was tested once last year i stayed in for about 3 hours before pissing)

Ok so now the solutions and what yall think : I have a whizzinator cause im paranoid, but obviously im not gunna wear it around all the time so i just keep it in my backpack in a containor, so my question is A) will i be able to pull it out while she leads me to the office, then stick it between my legs and hide it and assemble it in the waiting room... or B) if i drank water for 3 hours until i thought i was gunna burst RIGHT before the test.. would it work? and also i play football so i sweat every day and drink lots of water on a normal basis... i smoke about 3-4 bowls per week usually on the weekends. What do yall think? Thanks for any help fuck drug testing.

hmm....................just take a fat shit in the cup

synthetic urine works. my boy friend used some and sure enough passed.

go to a walmart --in the travel section they got these little containers
they are very thin and small ....
have a friend that doesnt ever smoke pee for you .....

keep it on your leg near your crotch with a ace bandage ....
if your worried about the temp buy a hand warmer pack and put it on the outside of the container.....

stays good for a long time ////
good luck little buddy

appreciate the help with the walmart container but i have a whizzinator... so if i wanted to have piss straped to me constantly all day every day at school id just wear that lol... i just hate the damn random testing it makes it so hard to cheat.. just let me toke in peace :rasta: