Talking in your sleep

Anyone here ever accidentally said the weirdest shit in their sleep especially around friends or even scarier around a girlriend or boyfriend. The type of stuff you wish you didnt say or didnt know you did until someone yells out "What the fuck are you talkin about". When I got my new computer it was fuckin up and I said fuck it and told my mom to call the company tomorrow. Its the next day and im dead asleep and my mom yells out that the tech support guy is on the phone and I go "Do I have to bail him out again" lol. So she asked me what the hell was I talkin about and I just darted up and answered the phone and she gave me these weird fuckin looks all day like I was crazy lol.

I wouldn't really know if I talk in my sleep.
When I sleep, i'm usually unconscious.

My gf tells me I talk in my sleep, well mostly swear n stuff, nothing that could get me into hot water!

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When people try to wake me up i start getting violent and swearing in my sleep... but i dont have any idea im doing it lol.

both me and my wife say weird shit in our sleep, sometimes she'll sit straight up in bed, look dead at me, say something that makes absolutely no sense, then stare at me a few more minutes, lay back down and never even know she did it... according to her i do similar things...

one of my brothers tried to kill my mom in his sleep, somehow he got a knife and my mom woke up saw he had a steak knife and he started trying to stab her she grabbed a pillow and she blocked herself with it, i dont' remember the details, but i do remember seeing the pillow. it got stabbed 4 or 5 times.

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

both me and my wife say weird shit in our sleep, sometimes she'll sit straight up in bed, look dead at me, say something that makes absolutely no sense, then stare at me a few more minutes, lay back down and never even know she did it... according to her i do similar things...

one of my brothers tried to kill my mom in his sleep, somehow he got a knife and my mom woke up saw he had a steak knife and he started trying to stab her she grabbed a pillow and she blocked herself with it, i dont' remember the details, but i do remember seeing the pillow. it got stabbed 4 or 5 times.

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that is fucked up. i bet she locked her bedroom door after that.

no, actually that particular house didn't really have a door seperating the two rooms, when you come through, into my brother's room there's 2 doorways, one was locked (and always was, that and another room in the house was off limits) and the other went to where my moms room was, she was afraid, had some trouble sleeping for a week or two afterwards... what's funny is my brother told me later he remembered the dream he was having, in his dream he was stabbing our dad.

haha, funny this thread is brought up seeing as how my sister said the funniest thing in her sleep last night. what was it..
she said "the spider has 6 legs", i said what? but then she went back to sleep.
there are a couple of other weird things thats shes said..
"christie trust me its an equation"
"go draw three lines"
"are the noodles ready yet?"
"i need two more pillows"

alot of other stuff thats so funny she doesnt believe that she says in her sleep. its so funny

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she'll sit straight up in bed, look dead at me, say something that makes absolutely no sense, then stare at me a few more minutes, lay back down and never even know she did it... according to her i do similar things...

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I had a buddy that used to do that. When we would go to the field, half of the company would use one bay that had many bunk beds in it. Every night he would wake everyone up yelling random words, and then no remember any of it. I was up most nights anyway because of my mos, so i thought it was funny. Everyone else hated him.

One night my boyfriend was singing that song that goes 'no more... no more...' I think it's like Peter Gabriel... and he sang a cou0ple verses, in tune too... I know he was asleep because he can't carry a tune for shit when he's awake!