Lighter Leash. The greatest invention ever?

Today my sister got me this thing called a lighter leash. Ever heard of it? Its a little rubber piece connected to a retractable zip cord thingy and it clips right on your belt. You can pull out your lighter, spark your bowl and let it go and it just pulls the lighter back to your belt. No more lost lighters. And it also prevents lighter theft. Someone tries to pocket it and walk away and there is a cord leading from your belt to their pocket so it like "Hey mang, you got my lighter in your pocket."

This is exactly what I have been needing ever since I became a pothead. too bad it took this long to find it. Lighters get expensive after a while...

yeah, i cant count how many thousands of dollars ive spent on lighters over the last couple of years..... not exagerating, ive bough shitty lighters, good jets and many expensive zippos...... all lost or stolen.....

I have seen ONE before in my time. Thought it was a clever invention. Do you know where to buy them? Is it long enough to reach up and light a bowl?

my pocket is my lighter leash

Lighter loss is the bane of my existence. My sister said that she got it from the casino. And its long enough for your homies to reach up and light a bowl
Im planning on putting an ugly pink lighter in there to make sure no one just pulls it out and steals it because c'mon, no one steals ugly pink lighters.

I like that. Now all they need to invent is a pen that turns into a 2 foot bong,
and a chia pet that grows pot.

I have one for my keys, same concept, just with a ring on the end..
many gas stations sell the ones with the rubber cup that attatches to the bottom of your lighter.

Dude, a 2 foot bong pen and chia pot would make me the happiest person in the world

I use a green Bic and never ever lose my lighters. They get used until they die and get thrown in the trash. If someone was to take my lighter, they would get their ass kicked and never come in my house again. Trust is important at my house and if I can't trust you not to take my lighter than I can't trust you at all and will have nothing to do with you.
Taking my lighter is flurting with disaster and can get you hurt.

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