Ganja flava turkey....?

Okay, i know most foods with cannabis contain alot of THC, and i also know fan leaves dont, but i was thinking the other day (after munching a dying plant lol) you might be able to cook with fan leaves, im not talking sweet food though, i was thinking more along the lines of stuffing a turkey with fan leaves, laying it on top of a load of stalks and sprinkling bud on top of the turkey, then wrapping it in tin foil and cooking it normally, i want to try it, but i have no turkey, lol its just a theory, maybe one day i will try it out for real...

Does anyone else think this is a good idea??? - or should i just munch plants straight? hahah

I think if you wanted the flavor, you should make a paste of other herbs plus the fan leaves... like a sage/rosemary/pot pesto, and use it as a rub on the bird. That would be yummy.
We're having a very nontraditional Thanksgiving at my house this year... planning on doing 2 small birds, different flavors... maybe one will be especially for the guests who don't have to take the whiz quiz, lol!

lol fair play,

thats a good idea about making a paste, put alot of bud in just after you mixed it all up, to refine the flavour ;) lol and keep it fresh, i was thinking though with a few recipes with weed in them, take a long time to cook, and my mum does this thing with one type of meat (i dunno which 1) that cooks on low all day, so maybe putting some weed in there before it cooks, (not weed alone tho) would be perfect, i dunno, i just watched a cooking program where they made some well tasty lookin meat things and they put loadsa veg. in that, so surely, theres GOT to be a way....

Make stuffing with lots and lots of fan leaves.

Second step, make a shit load of hash/weed butter to glaze the turkey with!!!!

Abattoir man total respect on this one man! Thats probably the best idea i've ever heard. You gotta show us a pic of the final product! Good talking to you friend.