In School Random Drug Testing.. what do you think?

First id like to say that i am 6'3" and 180 lbs and eat all i can get my hands on (high metabolism)

That being said: i go to school where they do random drug tests for all people in sports and anyone who drives to school (i apply to both of those). im a senior right now and over the years ive only been tested once (i was clean) and i know many many people who have never been tested. They do about 5 per week at a school of 3100. Ive heard people on here say that niacin works but is detectable on "decent" drug tests so question 1 is: Do you think the school system would have one of these "decent" drug tests to where this would affect the results?

Also the person i buy from says that he takes Uristat and it works just fine.. though he's never been tested he says his friend did it and passed.. is uristat completely a rumor or is there some truth?

Finally the main question: i never have time to smoke during the week.. i get home from football practice at around 8:30 every day and then gayass homework and g/f and whatever else takes up my time. so i just smoke on the weekends... these drug tests could be on monday teusday or wednesday.. obviously monday would suck. I really want to continue to smoke every weekend but if i get caught again my parents are going to sell my car.

My big question is: if i smoke on friday or (not and/or) saturday nights on the weekends, take niacin in a fairly big dose on sunday along with a couple of gallons of water, how safe do you think i would be for a possible monday drug test? If that won't work.. any other suggests to save my smoking life? i appreaciate all feedback.

If its a public school, it might be a shitty test. If private, it might be some high tech one. I wouldnt try the niacin either. I've been spreading around how I passed a home test wtih a couple drops of clorox bleach. Put your fingers in the bleach and let it dry, now piss on your fingers into the cup. It might not be sanitary, but its what things like the lieing government makes up do. You could also bring some bleach in a eye drops bottle. Empty it/clean it with water first before putting bleach in it, and hide it in your ass or underwear. 2 drops should do the trick, any more than that and it could smell odd.

DON'T use bleach! Unless you know for SURE it is a home test. If they send it to the lab it will fail the pH test and you will fail the test.

The best advice I can give you is to keep your metabolism up, and smoke on fridays after school. Then you got 2 whole days to get it out, drink lots of water too.

It would help if you could find out what time they tested. That way you could just not smoke for a week or two before the testing.

Damn...the school drug tests students? What kind of drugs are they testing for? And what happens if you don't pass? Do they notify the parents and kick you out of the team or you just don't get to play until you pass?

I'd say drink lots of water, piss a lot and exercise.

yeah if u dont pass they notify parents and put u in this 6 week course kinda like rehab and they kick u out of sports and dont let u drive to school any more.. not to mention my parents would flip but i just got blazed a sec ago (thursday) and sunday ima take an at home drug test after taking concentrated crannbery juice pills and a urinary detoxifyer along with a ton of water and see how i do.. any other suggestions?