Random Drug Tests SUCK

Shit, today, I'm in math class and right before class ends a lady comes in and asks for me. Before I know it I've been selected to be randomly drug tested. I couldn't go (morons did it after lunch, and I had already went and knew I wouldn't go again till 4:30ish, cause I pee on schedule, not command) so of course they had water to drink, but limited to 4 cups cause "after 40ounces it dilutes the sample and is no good." I tried to pee, but couldn't, so I started drinkin' water. I drank slowly, and the cups were small, cause I wanted to wait it out, but I realized that wasn't gonna happen, so I drank all 4 (5 actually since you can't fill them all the way) of my cups and after an hour and a half I decided I was gonna have to go (still 2 hours left till my day ended, and since I drive they'd make me stay till I went) so I figured the best thing to try was to pee in the toilet first, maybe piss out most the metabolites and then try and give them a somewhat diluted sample. Unfortunately I only peed a lil, well a good amount, I had to go BAD since I held it for 45min, but my sample wasn't as diluted as I would've liked.

Oh, I should mention I was high this morning. I smoked around 9am, and gave my sample a little before 3pm.

Who thinks I've got a shot in hell? I'm tryin' to be optimistic, if I fail I might have to take five 1 hour drug classes (like rehab). If I do fail, I might try and go back to my other school since this isn't that great and not living up to my expectations.

You're busted lol!

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fucked

Yeah this was nearly a month ago, I was positive. They can only test me since I am in "Skillz USA" cause they signed everyone in the school up for it, so I'm hoping I can just get them to take me off that list some how then I'm good again.

Sucks though, parents are having me go to REACH (its kinda mandatory, but if I don't go I just get kicked outta skillz) and REACH is REALLLLLLLLY gay, and has nothing to do with drugs. Good punishment though, I was almost excited to talk about drugs for an hour every monday! Now I find out its for people who come from stressful families and people with low self-esteem.

WTF does that have to do with me?!