A joke my Dad told me today...

There's this guy who has done everything - been there, seen it, done it, kinda thing.
But one day, he thinks to himself, "I aint never been to a nudist colony!"
So, he decides to go.

At the nudist colony (undressed, of course), he aspies a gorgeous looking woman, and instantly gets an erection.
Embarrassed, he tries to hide it as the woman walks up to him and says, "You called me".

Confused, the man says that he didn't call her, whilst still trying to hide his erection.
"Ah, "replied the woman, "you must be a first-timer. You see, because you saw me, whilst with your erection, it means that I have to service you."
"Cool," replies the man. And they go off to a chalet.

He has the most amazing time with her, the best sex ever.

Later, when the woman has gone, he decides that he must freshen himself up and goes off to have a sauna.
As he sits in the sauna, he unexpectedly farts.
Just as this big hairy man walks in.
"You called me, "say the hairy man.
Somewhat flustered, the newbie stammers, "NO no no, I didn't call you! :eek:
"Yes you did, " replies the hairy man, "that means I have to service you.

After some time, the newbie staggers from the sauna...absolutely buggered beyond belief. lol

He promtly goes to his chalet, dresses, and packs his bag, and rushes to the reception to sign out.

The receptionist looks at him in amazement, "but you only just got here, " she says, "why are you leaving?"

"Look, " saya the man, "I'm 60 years old...I get an erection once a month, and fart 7 times a day..I'm off!!!!"

lmaooo

Good old Dad, eh? :rolleyes:
Ya gotta love 'im!

Good one :D :D

In my family however, it's the uncle that tells the dirty jokes :)

Lmao
good jokes come from all around in my family =oP

that one goes straight into the top pocket.
champagne comedy :D

hehehe

Heh good one Res

That was great Res.:D

hehehe...I'll pass on the appreciation lol