bongs for space...

Right in space we will be free to toke, on earth we will be free to smoke. The future is comming are you all reddy? ok well I think its time to get things started a long time ago in an apartment far far on the other side of town my room mate and I woke up and found a broken bong on the ground "shit!" i said thought and felt from the broken sight of my laxed glass lover phalic yet femine laying shatterd on the ground. moments latter as if cued up by some bored move maker trying to keep my day interesting a knock came at the door. "knock, knock" ok i supose that was two knocks.. so any way here stood at our steps a man with a package in his hands. I signed for it he took his time chating me up about shit all and left. My room mate asks "whats in the box man..." I opened the box "its a vacume" I said revealing the vacume to my self. "hey man ive got an idea.." I said taking the vacume out of the box and picking up a metal pipe I had in my pockets. "this is great man, here smoke this" the boal from the pipe fastioned on the vacume the dust buster now my personal automatic cherry lung bust'n Vacume bong.

Now its a few years latter halloween is comming up and im bored I havnt realy smoked weed in quite some time so with my thrid or fourth generation vacume bong in a nice steal box, I'm reddy to reenvent the weel, bring man kind one step closer to the future, one step closer to our destainy. I've built the Bong suit... every stoners dream (besides big tited naked laddys falling from the sky ridding huge burning joints) yes halloween night I'll be walking around with a costume capable of keeping me toking for hours and hours or when ever the battrys die (or i choke for air, I realy dont care witch) I'm pritty sure Theres not alot of people with air compressors built on to there bongs I bet not many folks have halowed out computer screens turned into trippy space gear with bongs in them, if im wrong.. those people are gods among stoners, and I share there happy, party on.

-peace and love every one.