Shit we do when we're high!!!

i just wanted to noe the retarded things u do wen ur high and wat they feel like, for me the simpliest tasks are time consuming. for instance i got stoned and went snow skating (that was interesting) and i came back starving, but first, i smoke abowl then put on the tunes and tried to make a sandwich, i was so tripping i was standing in my kitchen nodding my head and jammin out rhymes in tune with the song and it seemed to take forever to make that sandwich, i kept forgetting wat i was doing and it was just fuked
Spill ur dumbass stories, we've all got a few
Ive got hundreds :cool:

I usualy just sit in my room stairin at my pc when im fucked and i say to myself im gona go make sumit to eat takes me 30 mins to do so like, n when i get downstaires i look around constantly for some food when its all right infront of me lol il have some funny stories over the weekend :)

Last night me, my husband, his friend, and our dealer where out on the front porch smoking. I started to laugh at this story this guy was telling about his stoned bro's friend doing donuts in the neighbors yard and I banged my head off of the lantern light thingy on the porch. At the time, it didn't hurt but this morning I'm rubbing my head, saying, "Oooow." So, I guess injuring myself without realizing it is what I do when stoned. :o

My husband is always like, "Nice one, Grace." Smart ass.:rolleyes:

We don't have any friends that live nearby who smoke up, so I almost always just smoke and hang out with my girl. We'll usually watch DVD episodes (ie Futurama, Arrested Development), play board games, or just sit around and discuss things stoner style.
But if she's not home, I normally crank some tunes and play video games or get on the PC.

I lead an exciting life I do. But as I said, I have no smoking buddies who live near me. Closest one lives about 30-45 mins away...
I miss having people to smoke with. I would always have at least 4 or 5 people in my tiny studio apartment in Philly. Talk about your clam bakings heheh.

Well, I only started gettin stoned pretty recently. But a while ago me and my friend discovered some mikes hard lemonade that we were positive his dad just forgot about. So we got kinda drunk and walked around his neighborhood throwing bologna on everyones windows. It sticks damn well. Bologna is so gross. :S

I've never heard of anyone throwing bologna on windows, is there a specific brand that sticks better then others?

that reminds me of an incident that occured in my pre-stoned days...my friend, Kurt, and I were baking fish sticks. Well, we started watching TV and kinda forgot we were cooking. NAturally, the fish-sticks were completely converted into smouldering hunks of carbon, so, instead of wasting them, we took a trip downtown and stuck them in between ppls' windshield wiper blades haha

"hmmm, it's raining quite hard. Better turn on the windshield wipers...what the fuck?! AH! The entire windshield is black and I can't see! *crash!*"



...then again, I should've thought that one through a little longer
~007~

Yea I've got a vey too haha. A couple weeks ago, me and a couple of friends were at a park and we had 2 blunts. We smoked them both and we were just chillin until my phone rang. Then I started to look at all of the different ringtones I have on my phone, and my friend did the same thing, and eventually we had a "Ringtone Battle"(lol) We kept on going back and forth seeing who has the better ringtones. That went on for about a good 20 min. without even noticing haha. We even had lil judges seeing who's were better. Haha


Good Times...btw; I won that Ringtone Battle ;)

lol funny shit guys, keep em comin

Well it depends.. If I smoke alone, I usually turn on some ambient music and watch visualation either on winamp or media player. If i am chillin at this friends house which when we do maybe have like four or so other people. We bust out some video games, mostly Super Mario world for Super Nintendo. Then usually an hour or so we go to white castle or Wendys...