i swear

every time i drink somehting wierd happens with my computer next day. Like I don't like drinking, I don't aprove of drinking, but I'll be walking down the street and I'll see somone I know outside having a smoke since smokers have been exiled in so many states including my own they must go out of the bar to give emselves cancer.. and they'll be like hey let me buy ya a drink, then the bartender will buy me a drink, then next thing i know i am pretty drunk, wake up next moring, and my internet browser is missing.. or my home key works as a end key.. or i got some new program that opens stacks of pop up windows for no reason...:confused: :confused: :confused:

Maybe you have a little alcohol elf coming and moving things around on you everytime you drink.

LOL, thats sorta funny but I dunno man, just stop drinking.

It's god's little way of saying "Stay away from that booze, my young Child. MEHEHEHHAUAUEHH!" Cause everyone knows god giggles like a freak. Everyone. And if you don't you should. Because this is valuable infornmation.

damn alcohol elves, also my newest prob is the computer freezes for a few seconds when i scroll a webpage:confused: