quick fix 4.0 or a friends piss?

I bought a bottle of quick fix 4.0 about 6 months back just in case i needed to pass a drug test really fast. turns out im going to need to pass one with less than a weeks notice (unexpected job offer). my friend has been clean since august, the only thing he does is booze and cigs.

should i use the bottle of quick fix or take my buddies piss in? there seems to be risks either way, but im not sure which would be the best.

and plan B is to drink a ton of fluid the morning of the test just in case im watched. I sure hope they dont watch me though.

follow up question:

the quick fix bottle has a temp strip on the side, so i was considering putting my buddies piss in that bottle to make sure its within the desired temp range. if i open the quick fix bottle and just put the fake piss in a storage bottle while i take the test then put it back afterwards will it still be good later (in case i get in another jam and have no clean piss resource)? or will breaking the seal make the fake piss spoil?

also ive read that 2 ounces *should* be more than enough because they cant legally require me to use more than 2 ounces, but ive also read that 2 ounces will not be enough and they wont accept the sample if its that small (even though this is against the law...*shrugs*). whats the deal with this? will i be fucked if i only bring in 2 ounces?

the plan is to wear some tighty whiteys and keep the bottle snug up in my junk. im about to go get a pair of my dads undies (i only have boxers) and test to see how warm detective scrotes will keep the sample.

Tell them you went to Amsterdam for the weekend. :thumbsup:
Its your piss charge them for it.

Ya think? :rasta:

In 1981, the federal government spent about $1.5 billion on the drug war. Today, we spend almost $20 billion a year at the federal level, with the states spending at least that much again.

Your sack is 5 degrees cooler than the rest of your body, so it might not be warm enough there, especially since urine comes from inside of you, where it's warmer.... I don't know how much of a temperature difference they'd allow.

My lil bro just used Quick Fix to get a job and it worked. He put it in the microwave for a lil bit then put the heat pack that comes with it on the bottle and then he put it in his waist band and it worked. Im gettin ready to go see my PO right now... I just used Omni Clean its 4 pills and a 1oz drink it apparently works it has Softspyll in it, my lil bro who is also on Probation used it 2-3 months ago and it worked for him u just have to quit 3-7 days ahead of time. so good luck.. oh and u can get the Omni stuff and Vitamin world or at www.puriclean.com.

i kept the bottle in my undies while i ran my errands today, and after i left the bank the thermometer on the side was at 92*F, which is within the 91-97* temp range required. im going to try keeping it there longer though because im afraid it will cool down a couple degrees by the time i give it to them and they check it.