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What's the funniest thing thats happened to you, involving sex? I get a laugh from a lot of these posts so I thought I would dedicate one to JUST funny stuff.
My funniest moment was probably when my bf and i were fooling around, and we lost a little dolphin vibrator 'up there'. Getting that thing out was fucking difficult and it was hilarious watching my bf try to play doctor...could you imagine having to go to the doctor for something like that??!
Share your stories!!
Hmmmmm. I dont have any real funny stories about myself. Closest thing I can come up with somewhat related was:
Several years ago I meet this chick through a friend. The girl and I hit it off real quick and we start joking around with my friend to do various 'things'.
It started off by daring him to stick a Q-tip in his dick (ouch)... He actually did it which was funny to see but the kicker was when we dared him to masturbate outside in her front yard. LoL
I think it was sometime in the winter cause I remember it was cold... The dude proceeds to whack off in this chick drive-way with one hand while smoking a cig with the other... Me and this girl are laughing our ASSES off and right when we turn to look at him to laugh more the dude 'cums' all over the basketball post :D
Ok, it was one of those things you had to be there!
Oh, just remember one of me actually (well the girl).
I'm sure others have had this happen to them. I had sex with a girl in the bathtub once and we must have been going at if for several minutes... I guess I was building up some suction cause when I pulled out it made this big loud POP noise.
We both couldnt stop laughing :D
OK, this is the funniest story I know, but it happened to Adrian, a girl I knew in college. And it actually ranks more as embarrassing, I think, than funny, as any girls who read this will surely agree. Adrian went on a summertime language immersion trip to a small town in Mexico when she was a junior in college. Lived with a local family and studied Spanish during the day at a language school. The mother of her host family was a nice middle-aged lady, who was dying to set her up with the town's most eligible bachelor, and sure nough, she'd set up had a blind date for Adrian and the bachelor that night. The bachelor woud come to pick her up.Quote:
Originally Posted by dutch.lover
Well, that afternoon, Adrian got her period and happened to use a tampon. Only the strings got up too far, and she couldn't get it out. Tried and tried and only made the situation worse. Finally she told her host mother about the problem. They host mother wasn't comfortable trying to assist Adrian, but she helpfully called the local doctor, who came and quickly dealt with the problem, removing the tampon, and not mentioning that he was also her date for the evening. He showed up again, two hours later, bringing flowers, and they went out. But she was so embarrassed that she couldn't have any fun.
I was having sex with my girlfriend once and my mother walked in...I couldn't stop laughing.
It's always funny when a girl specifically asks me not to cum on her face, and i pull out and nut all over her face and hair.
one time i was having sex with a girl and her dad burst in and hit me in the neck with a golf club.
One time i was fucking this dumb girl in a porta potty at this public park, and she was so into it she didnt notice that i threw her pants into the dookie hole, I busted my nut and dipped out before she knew what was up. She never talked to me again.
oh, some chick puked on my dick too...it was kinda fucked up.
just what i wanted to hear...thanks........................
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Originally Posted by Ol Schwaggy Bastard
Ol Schwaggy, are you a teenager?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ol Schwaggy Bastard
Is that sarcasm?
I think its funny:(
and no, im not really a teenager anymore...although almost all those stories are from when i was between 14 and 17.
I'm just trying to figure out how old you are. If you're still very young, that might explain why some of that seems funny. For folks who've had more sex, though, most of your tales just seem sorta embarrassing and, in a couple of instances, downright mean-spirited. You don't seem like you're much into treating ladies very nicely.
i agree...and also, i have always wondered- how did the phrase bust a nut get started anywho?