Political Conspiracies Really Do Happen!

[align=left]the conspiracy theorists, in the delusional sense of the phrase, are those still clinging onto the 19 freedom hating muslims controlled by the guy in the cave conspiracy theory.[/align]

[align=left]Political Conspiracies Really Do Happen!
As Rove conspires to manufacture his promised October surprise, now Reuters are wearing the tin foil hats
Paul Joseph Watson/Prison Planet.com | October 18 2006
A political event that is planned well in advance and timed to impact at the most expedient time requires a number of individuals to conspire to make it happen. It is therefore a conspiracy in the truest sense of the term. That's right! Not everything the Bush administration does is because of incompetence, as the left gatekeepers would claim, but political conspiracies actually do happen!
One of the five dictionary definitions of conspiracy: "Any concurrence in action; combination in bringing about a given result."
Just over three weeks ago we postulated that Karl Rove's "October surprise" that he "promised" to deploy would be the dead carcass of Osama Bin Laden, served up on a plate and exalted as the fruit of the Republican's "strong prosecution of the war on terror." Hey, we may all be child molesting bloodsuckers but at least we can protect you from the bad guys!
Rove has been ominously and messianically "assuring" the media in recent weeks that the crime syndicate he fronts for have nothing to worry about on November 7. Either he is so brainwashed by his own hubris and propaganda that it has completely blinded him to reality or he knows that something is in the pipeline.
Now it's Reuters' turn to don the tin foil hats and begin frothing about how the Bush junta are set to play a wild card to claw back their slipping control of the House and Senate.
"A last-minute "October surprise" -- a dramatic news event that shakes up the U.S. election -- could be a wild card in the final three weeks of the fight for control of Congress," writes John Whitesides.
"The October surprise has a long history in U.S. political campaigns, from the collapse of hostage negotiations with Iran before President Jimmy Carter's 1980 loss to Ronald Reagan to the airing of an Osama bin Laden video before President George W. Bush's re-election in 2004."
How dare Reuters even cite these examples? We all know that government to its core is purely angelic and hasn't engaged in deceit and barbarism as a matter of course throughout history! Political conspiracies just don't happen![/align]
Pollster John Zogby agrees that there is a "huge potential" we will witness an event that "reminds everyone just how unstable the world is."

[align=left]Yeah yeah and Elvis was abducted by beings from Zeta Reticuli who also remote controlled the planes into the towers. We all know that 9/11 happened precisely as the government said it did - we all know that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction - because political conspiracies just don't happen!
Others cite the delay of a verdict in Saddam Hussein's dog and pony show trial which will take place on November 5. A likely death sentence for the U.S. government's wayward client would be delivered two days before the mid-terms.
"It's the sort of thing that--you would think--that any reporter with knowledge of the US election cycle (no less of how Karl Rove has worked these last years) would at least note in an article. But no, you can search high and low without finding a reference to this in the mainstream media," writes Tom Engelhardt of the Nation - one of the establishment liberal vanguards of the "official story." Willing to speculate on pre-election stunts but aghast that the single event that launched the entire Neo-Con dream could have been an inside job.
The highest spikes for political points scoring have been obtained immediately after the announcement of an arrest or killing of a selected "evil-doer," so recent history strongly suggests an Ahmadinejad, Jong-il, Osama, Al-Zawahiri or Assad will step forward to make a GOP campaign contribution in the three day period before the election.
Or is Paul Joseph Watson simply spewing "enemy propaganda?" He must be - because political conspiracies just don't happen![/align]