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Well i have a ..friend named wee wee.. we call him that because he is short.. but yeah he got pissed one day and was talking to me about some nice blunt papers and my friend hit him with the bike. he turned around because i was laughing and said " Say i wont piss on you " i was like ...errr..
my friend said to me that he woz "undrownable"!!you get them dont ya!
there was this crack head in my hood that was robbin peoples houses and cars and shit and i saw him ridin this scooter he stole from a friend of mine one day, i run up to him, take the scooter and smack him across the dome with it and he yelled out "i like cheddar cheese in my butthole!!"
i returned the scooter to my friend. we found out where this fiend lived, broke into his house and he ran at us with a rolled up newspaper screamin, get out of my fridge! get out of my fridge!" we put him through a wall and got back everyones shit. it was so funny, half the neighborhood heard him yell that he likes cheddar in his butt and to this day he is still known as anal cheese around the hood
omfg lol... wow.. lol... just.. wow
Haha, what a great nickname...
"Whos that?"
"Oh thats anal cheese, don't worry 'bout him"
nobadies ever said this to me, its the outro of "so high" by twiztid http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndID=119038425
[Outro]
(Hello)
Tina girl please tell me I'm awake cause I think I'm dreaming
[Illegible]
Oh I think I met my soul mate at the pulse last night honey
(What!!!)
He was adorable he was so drunk and so hot then I gave him one of those little things
(Uh huh)
He danced for me in his drawers girl
[Illegible]
Well yea he's sleeping right now he took me home
(What!!!)
Wooo he freaked me girl
(Oh my god) [Illegible]
Yes yea oh he's gotta wake up and take me home soon
Cause girl I am starving and all he had in his fridge was some cheese and dough nuts
And I finished that an hour ago so I'm gonna have to wake him up
(You're gonna wake him up!!!!)
Ok I'll call you then
(K)
Bye girl
[Click]
[Creaking and groaning]
Honey boo you gotta get up, wake up honey you gotta take me home.
(I smell some --)
You remember me right?
(Hey who the fuck is you?!)
(No you didn't! No you didn't!)
(Did you rape me?!?)
[Crying] You don't remember me!!!
(Wait a minute get outta my house!!)
(Are you a man? Wait a minute: What part of the game is this man?)
im lactose intolerant.
at my friends birthday, she offers me a piece of cheese pizza. i decline and say 'rachel, you know I cant eat milk products without barfing' and she replies 'you lactard'. that was pretty damn funny
old company I worked for we had alot of mexicans workign with u. One day we got this new dude who had basically just jumped the fence the night before then got to Jersey, couldn't speak a word of English but I would bring him in my truck often and work with him for the day, after a while he cought onto a few english things that he could say to me. When he would have to go to the bathroom he would tell me, boss, me pee pee, me pee pee. The other thing he would say to me was when we all get to the yard in the morning he would walk up to me and say "goose morning"