Smell = Worse Sense Ever

I'm always so paranoid after i smoke, i get scared shitless because i think they will smell it. I walk like half a mile from my house just to smoke cuz im scared my parents will smell it. No exageration, i drench myself in febreeze clothes deodorizer and then strip down, drench myself in axe spray, wash my hands thoroughly, and swish with listerine. I also am too scared to smoke unless my parents are already in bed, or if i go out for a few hours, because im paranoid about red eye. Any suggestions or comforts, i mean, is all this necesary? Is this smart or am i just weird? Does visine eye drops get rid of red eye? for how long? whats a dude gotta do to get a little :stoned: every once in a while

no its not all nessesery i just use some spray like axe or cologne...unless i hotbox or something

Ok smell can be a problem but just air out and axe up before you go home..Also joints probably make you smell more so I'd choose a pipe. Get some gum, and wash your hands..Try to keep the smoke away from your hair cause it seems to stick to hair..at least me when I had long hair it was bad!

for red eyes i recommend Clear Eyes Redness Relief...works freaking amazing.

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If you just act like normal, no one will know.

Chill.
You're going a bit overboard with the febreeze and axe baths. A small mist of febreeze will deodorize your clothes just fine- it takes the oomph out of cigarette smoke, and cigarette smoke is a much more fragrant smoke than herb. The axe is Really unneccessary- You don't excrete any sort of chemical that emits odor when you're high, and your skin won't hold smell. The listerene is understandable to some degree, but you have to think of how often you're in close enough quarters with your parents for them to really get a whiff of your breath. So unless you are intimate with your parents, don't sweat it so much. The visine is definately a good idea- and it will last in excess of 4 hours. But then again, that's only if you are continually smoking bowls. One use won't wear off as long as you don't continue to smoke....visine doesn't cover up red-eye. It soothes the irritated vessels and such until they return to normal state (color).
So, like I said- Chill.

no use RhotoV's, one drop and your eyes will be bone white for 6 hours

if you want quality eyedrops.. and the best.. go with Bausch and Lomb.. it burns like a motherfucker when you drop your eyes.. but man, it's worth it

i think what he meant is that weed smoke sticks to your clothes and hair for a lot longer than cig smoke does, which is true.

Yeah when you hit the pipe blow into a fan and put a penny over the bowl after every hit, so the only smoke is going into the fan.

im stoned so i dont know if you catch my drift.