Cannabis Pirate Code

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EAST SIDE WEST SIDE UNITY!
NINJA PIRATE UNITY!
CANNABIS PEOPLES UNITY!
PRODUCE INDUSTY UNITY!
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Cannabis Pirate Code: Be A Successful Cannabis Connoisseur.
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:thumbsup: "Quality system"-
0 DIRT
1 REG /\ swagg
2 MID
3HIGH MID
4 KRUNK
5 ICE
6 ANYTHING HIGHER = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

:thumbsup: "Type system":
INdica = usually fluffy + browner green.
Sativa= usually denser bud + green pigment is more dominate.
Cannabis ruderalis= top secret

:thumbsup: "Fort Knox System"-
Always keep a 'fort knox' of Seed + Cannabis. Preferably over several pounds of each just in case. You know how it is.

:dance: Support ending Cannabis prohibition!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carry around papers/pamphlets/brochures/STIXERS that support ending cannabis prohibition.

Convince every ninja you know to grow cannabis.

Always do it at home/on private property

Save Your seeds

:rasta: :dance: :pimp: BE NINJA!

Let No one Know., Let no one know your next move.

Trust No one.

Sell nothing where you sleep at night.

Dont Sell on the "Ill pay you back system"

Keep family and business seperated.

Dont keep cannabis on you.

:rasta: :pimp: PEOPLE POWER!

Practice Consigment.

Dont get high on your supply.(except for the purposes of testing & your
stash you put aside.).

Have a steady supply. ALWAYS have a steady supply. If your supply is running low, be sure to warn your customers.

Deal only to friends. Be nice to new Cannabis Users in your area.

Always have a tape recorder so you can get them on tape denying that they
are a cop. If an undercover cop says no, it's entrapment and the case can be thrown out of court. If you do find a cop, calmly walk away and ditch your stash ASAP.

Remember... Your national reputation is at stake. Which country has the best cannabis?

If you dont know the name of the strain dont make one up. Sell based on quality not name.

Price fairly. Don't change your prices based on quality and quantity. Don't charge high for bud that doesn't deserve it. Don't sell seedy shit without taking seeds into account. Seeds can make up more than half a bag's weight

Your smallest bag is a gram. No one likes having a dealer who can't get them just a little bit of bud when they need it.

Never, under ANY circumstance, for ANY reason, rip someone off.

Accept and respect the fact that your job is a dangerous one. Also accept and respect the fact that when cannabis is legalized, you may be out of a job.

Make peace with your fellow dealers. Cannabis is about love, not war.
Remember that.

:thumbsup: :dance: :rasta: :pimp: BE NINJA!

Always accuire the best weed you can get.

Always test your weed out before purchase. If your dealer won't let you, he
isn't a good enough dealer to deal to you.

Always have the nicest glass pieces you possibly can and soak them in alcohol biweekly.

Never smoke anyone out unless they are a fellow connoisseur. No one deserves your miracle bud but yourself.

Always have gourmet food to munch on.

Have excellent music to listen to. No corporate music. Always the best of the best.

If you grow weed, don't let anyone but your closest know that it's chronic.

Never deny the chance to match up on bowls with a fellow connoisseur. If you can't make it, reschedule. Otherwise, always pounce on it.

Speak intelligently at all times. if you are too wasted to be intelligent, don't say anything at all.

Never, under any circumstance, steal to get anything that has to do with cannabis.

:thumbsup: PEOPLE POWER!

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Always Stash a bit for the once a year 420 party. Especially the Ice Strains.

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Don't sell your property for weed.

Always match people up on bowls whenever possible.

Don't bitch at people for their weed. If you can get better, go get some and
smoke people up.

Make sure your buyer shaves bucks off for bulkbuyers.

Know who is respectable.

Pitch in with Ninjaz To get Big Blocks of Cannabrick.

Smoke People out that you suspect will smoke you out later.

If your ripped off.. curse the goverment, never yourself nor your peer ninjaz.

Don't spend money on weed that'll take away from other parts of your life.

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uhh what?

I'm sorry, there were too many emoticons for me to find it to be serious so I automatically skipped it. :thumbsup:

these are all good top secret ninja rules:thumbsup: