Should Stedric become a stripper?

Not because I think I'm hugely good-looking or anything, and the poll is merely for amusement purposes. Allow me to explain.

I work at a high end restaurant, and by high end I mean its rated the #2 best restaurant in all of Canada. Today I was at the front desk when I hear somebody talking to the receptionist ask about me. I walk out and there are these two middle aged Texan ladies I'd never seen before. They said they'd met a friend of mine on the bus and when he found out when they were going for dinner, he told them my name.

People tell me I can be charming, and I don't really know if its true but I always try my best to be at work. These two ladies seemed totally enamoured with me and were constantly touching my arm or my leg when I brought them food, and telling me how wonderful I was. At the end of the night one of them embraced me and kissed me on the cheek, and gave me 40$ American in a personal tip (on top of the tip they'd already put on the bill). If I was into middle aged texan ladies, I'm sure I could have gotten laid that night.

My point is that middle aged women seem to love me (never girls my own age). So I think if I make good money bussing tables, being a male stripper would be great for me because I'd totally be surrounded by middle aged ladies all the time. Forget that history major I was thinking of doing, I'll just take my clothes of for middle aged ladies. I'll be in the money.:rasta:

Uuum, dude, I think they might be attracted to your personality over looks, not that im saying your not good looking, I mean I dunno what u look like. if you say your charming, that might be hard to pull off wearing only a man thong.

How about embarking on a career as a gold-digger?
MMMMM.... middle-aged Texan ladies.... You could get a job as a personal assistant, or a cabana boy, or as a trophy husband!
:D

Just kidding. If you make good money as a charming waitpersson, stick with it!
Hint: Become a bartender and you can OOOOOZE charm ALL OVER your customers!

You don't want to be a stripper but you may want to become a male whore, you can make tens of thousands if you do it right.

welcome to my world
my penis has a barcode that deducts bank accounts
as a matter of fact
today after work
im picking up 700 dollars from a fake abortion
one of my "friends" is taxing some lame who thinks
shes pregnant.

so many ways to hustle choose one

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Originally Posted by friendowl

welcome to my world
my penis has a barcode that deducts bank accounts

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hahahahahaha. oh my god.

I think it goes without saying that this isn't supposed to be a serious topic, but I'll say it anyways. :D