So i heard the most retarded thing come out a cops mouth last night
Well first off my brother whom is 16 was at his friends apartment with some other people, chillin smokin weed, yanno the ususal when from what i heard the story as, the cops come banging on the door, they werent playing loud music or having a huge party or anything, so the cops get inside and there is beer cans everywhere inside (they werent drinking, the owners just never clean) and to make a long story short they broke my brothers pipe (glass) and his bong (plastic) with there nightstick...
then i get a call about 11:30 saying i need to come pick up my brother or hes going to jail so i go over there and realize the situation, of course its retarded, and the cop told me yanno yea there smoking pot, i can smell it when i walked in, and the cop goes, (this is what he said word for word) "sir if you want to know if your brother has been smoking cannabis all you have to do is shine a light and look in his throat because the green in marijuana dyes the taste buds near the back of the throat green and his inside of the mouth will have a green tint" well he shines the light down his throat..."nope he hasnt been smoking marijuana tonight" and by this time im trying as hard as i can to look this cop straight in the eye and not laugh my ass off, cause you can look him in his eyes and tell hes stoned, whereas my brothers gf who doesnt smoke WAS supposedly smoking marijuana cause she had a green tint.....thats about it
stupid ass cops theyre so funny
i had to post this its one of the funiest things i've ever heard
So i heard the most retarded thing come out a cops mouth last night
That's what the officer has been told in his training, so that's what he believes. When they go through police training and shit, they are filled with mindless propaganda which leads "facts" to bullshit.
I can say I have never heard that one before, but I think I would have laughed at that comment. It's not like they're going to arrest you for laughing at the situation.
So i heard the most retarded thing come out a cops mouth last night
Yeah, i wouldf have laughed, if i was feeling cocky enough i probably would have actually filled him in on some FACT. I've done it before :D
So i heard the most retarded thing come out a cops mouth last night
hah, should have told him after ya telling me that I think you the one smoking the herb, I can tell cause your eyes are green!
So i heard the most retarded thing come out a cops mouth last night
haha i didnt wanna cause any trouble these cops were dickheads as usual but it was funny just to admire their total ignorance when, in fact my brothers eyes were indeed red, they said it was from the alcohol tho...lmfao
So i heard the most retarded thing come out a cops mouth last night
Haha, let them believe that. I would love for that to be the standard test to see if someone was high. I'd pass all the time!
So i heard the most retarded thing come out a cops mouth last night
Good for you for keeping a straight face - but that is complete and utter bullshit! Damn!
So i heard the most retarded thing come out a cops mouth last night
Damn....I wouldn't even have laughed at that. If he honestly thought that then all I would be able to do was pity him
So i heard the most retarded thing come out a cops mouth last night
The drug war and weed is the dumbest thing ever, at least the pigs could do is educate there own kind proably, sheesh!
So i heard the most retarded thing come out a cops mouth last night
You need to consider the reason why people become cops. It isn't because they weren't hiring at Nasa that day. It's usually because they're too stupid to do anything that might require brain activity.