Things that are only funny high....

When I'm high I look at things differently and sometimes shit is just so fucking funny for no reason. Post yours:

Like last night, as i sat on that balcony pictured in my "How to roll a blunt" tutorial, I saw someone walking in the parking lot and I blew across the top of this bottle i was drinking and made this really fucking loud WHOOOOOOOOOO noise and the guy couldn't figure out where the hell it came from cause I was on the top floor lol. I dunno why, but it was funny for like 30 minutes straight every time someone was walking across the parking lot i'd make that noise and they'd look around trippin out.

Last night I was watching TV, and a commerical came on, I dont remember what for. But it had a guy doing couples ice skating with a lobster. And he went up for a trick on the lobster arm broke and the lobster flew into the croud. I was laughing for 10 minutes and my wife(sober) said I only thought it was funny cause I was high. So theres solid proof.

When im stoned out of my mind i dont really find nothing funny, All it does is parinoi the hellz out of me i always think im gonna see e something jump and get me from the corner.,

I can only find Jackass funny when I'm baked. Like last night, I was watching Vol.1 of a DVD I borrowed, and the fat dude chasing the midget in their underwear, I mean, hoiw stupid is that? But when you mix some Mary Jane in there, I was tearing from the eyes I was laughing so hard. :p

If I'm not high though I'l see it and be like, what the fuck is this crap.

I was watching t.v. the other day, and a commercial came on for some sort of lightbulb that is battery powered. Me and my good friend started cracking up because of just random stuff in the commercial.

One time I was watching the news high and there was a group protesting gay marriage or something.

I remember thinking that I should crash their rally and hold up a sign that said:


"Smoke pipes, not poles!"

Disgusting, juvenile, and not reflective of me as a person. All the same I couldnâ??t stop laughing.

People calling me a cunt... if i was sober i'd kick em into order, but if im stoned i'll normally agree.

little mermaid. when that damn bird calls the fork a dinglehopper and the pipe a snorf somethin. i dont really remember what he calls it. but holy shit that is funny.

yeah, no shit. that bird is fucked up!!!!!!