the first head change

what was it like the very first time you got buzzed

when i was 9 my cousin was watching me.
her boyfriend was trying to break in the house [i guess he wanted to fuck]
and she was laughing and telling him to leave
while they were occupied i found some wine coolers [fuzzy navel's]
i drank one and i felt a lil tingly. [it tasted good]
the second made me superlight headed
and the third had my lil penis stiff

i was fucked up and i loved it
i put my arms out like an airplane wings
and flew around the pad.
when my cousin seen me drunk she got all mad.
thats when i opened the door for her boyfriend to come in [he was cool]

they went to the room and closed the door
i was sitting on the couch all buzzed
at the time there was some cable thing called "select tv"
it required a key to use and i had the key
i was watching soem adult entertainment [firsttime]

my grandma and grandpa walk in from church and im sitting
on the couch buzzed and watching pornos

i ran out the pad quick
my cousin got in some shit that night
they wernt supposed to be home so soon
and my fat cousin was riding her man when they open the door
it was their bed

ahahah that made me laugh my ass off:thumbsup:

funny as fuck lol

The first time i got high....

Was when i as 13, on a saturday i went to my mate Pips house with a few other girls(used to prefer chillin wid girls,still do)and proceeded to raid her mums drink cabinet as she was away for the weekend. A few bottles of tequila later her older brother Olli came home with a couple of mates. Now her older bro used to give me the willies man! He had huge long dreads(pretty gd for a white guy), both eye brows pierced,lip,nose,ears and tongue. This guy was full of metal and every sentence he said started or ended with cunt or fuck. Dude used to shit me up! And his mates were pretty much cut frm the same cloth.So theres lil ole me drunk up with his sister and her mates all crashed out in the lounge.

He takes one look at me, and says who the fuck are you? His sis (my mate) tells him and his mates to fuck off and leave me be. With that he he storms into the kitchen grabs a few beers and tells me to follow him upstairs if i know whats good for me.
At this point im shittin so many bricks i could build a house! I follow him upstairs with his two mates and go up to his bedroom. His mate Purdy sits down on the bed a pulls out this block of hash the size of brick! At the time i didnt have a clue wtf it was, i asked Purdy(one of his mates) what it was and wished i hadnt. This guy had only got out of prison that day and as a result of a fight inside he'd had all of his teeth knocked out (snooker ball in a sock) i couldnt understand a word he said and didnt dare say pardon! He sat there and i watched as he proceeded to burn a huge chunk off and begin to mix it with some baccy into a rizla, he rolled, took a few hits and passed it to me. I gingerly took it from him and took a few virgin tokes and coughed my guts up. He rolled a few more and we all sat there chuffin and talkin about his time inside,as much as i could understand.
After a while Purdy went to use the toilet and i then asked Olli what it was we were smokin and he fell onto the floor into a fit of laughter as did his other mate. Purdy then came back in and wanted to know what was so funny and Olli told him i wanted to know what we were smoking. With that he bit a chunk off with his shards of teeth, threw it at me and told me to fuck off and ask my mum. Guess that was his way off saying good bye. I took it down to the girls and asked his sis if she knew what it was. I remember her lookin at me like i stupid and me falling on the floor laughing my tits off!

Havent look back since! The shit we were toking turned out to be Goldseal, by far the best hashish ive ever toked! I dont remember what happend to the chunk he gave me, maybe i toked it,maybe i lost it. Ahhhhh the good ole days!:thumbsup:

Peace

Buddy

Ha ha! Good story. :p

First time I got really buzzed from drinking, was before school when I was in junior high. I had tasted booze a few times, but I wanted to get drunk, so before school I had mixed some Gin, Spiced Rum, whiskey, and some mint shnappes, all in one bottle, yes, one bottle, and I drank that all straight right before school. I didn't feel much after the first 10min or so, but as I walked into home room, things were slowing down and getting hazey. I started wobbling during the standing of the flag.

I went to Gym class, I had forgot my shorts so I couldn't participate, but I entertained myself in the equiptment room. They had this huge foam mat, and I was climbing up the old jungle jims, jumping off, and ladning on the mats. It was funner than playing b-ball with dumb looking kids. :p

Then science class came and I wasn't feeling so hot, so I slept through the entire class until the bell woke me up.

Math class, I tried passing out again but teacher wouldn't let me. I asked to go to my locker, he said something, everyone laughed, and I just gave him a thumbs up and hiccupped. I ran to the washroom, barfed my brains out like, 6 times, went to the office, and they sent me home.

I don't even remeber walking home from school. I just got home and passed out for a good 5hrs. Woke up and the next day at school everyone asked where I went. I'd tell you if I could remeber myself.

That was my first time getting drunk.

The first time at a prty though I was affectionate. I was hugging and copping feels from the hottest seniors in school. :p Ah, i loved junior high boobs, so firm.:p

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Originally Posted by omegagodly

haha good stories. the first time i got high, it was just by myself, but first time actually getting drunk is another story. i was at this girls house, and she had a friend over, she had some beers, like 10-12. i had a couple, and they had like 5 each. i was about 13-14. girl was 16, other girl same age as me. well, we go outside and play truth or dare, i make out with the one chick thats the same age as me. one of them dares the one chick thats 16 to jerk me off. she ends up sucking my dick, and the other girl had her shirt off on me making out with me, they traded positions. the one girl that was 16 had a boyfriend, and thought she was cheating, we just justified it as she had to do it because it was a dare. fun night!

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lmao man good stories, but dude, u gotta be the pimp and better fukn look like it too......

haha 9 years old? i would be so proud of you ifi were there
thats such a good age to start drinking. lol!