how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke

my parents are starting to suspect stuff...

and im wondering if anyone has tips on how to make them beleive that im not a druggy so that i can smoke without fear of drug tests? they have threatened to make me take one.. im prolly clean so maybe i should just get one to prove the point.?

Yeah, dont smoke until your sure your clean, then agree to take one. Soon as it's AOK, LIGHT UP A JOINT!!

ya once your parents find out the first time they will be up your ass forever more. lmao.

mine found out and haven't been that bad. Watching out for me more than anything. Just make sure to visine or lose your high before you go home. And be careful. I have been around my mom after I gaught caught and she noticed everything, but did nothing. Like my uncontrolable smiling, and just talking like an idiot. You just have to relaxe, and if that means getting high and not stoned, then do so until you are no longer shady

instead of lying to my parent(s), i just tell them the facts

I say yeah, i smoke weed

then i ask "do you see me getting drunk every friday and satuday night?" their answer is no

then i ask "do you see me falling asleep in a pool of vomit, or vomiting non stop into a toilet, then spending the next day hungover?" their answer is no

then i ask "do you see me getting drunk and crashing my car, getting into fights, or breaking the law when drunk?" their answer is no

then i ask "how many times have you seen or heard of people dying from alcohol poisoning or dying while drink driving etc?" obviously theyve seen or heard of that happening

then i ask "have you ever heard of anybody dying from smoking weed?" their answer is no

then, i show them sites like cannabis.com, erowid, etc and show them the REAL truth about weed

thats what we should all be doing.. not hiding the fact that we smoke weed because people think its wrong, but being proud that we smoke weed and teaching people the real truth

but hey, each to his own

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

instead of lying to my parent(s), i just tell them the facts

I say yeah, i smoke weed

then i ask "do you see me getting drunk every friday and satuday night?" their answer is no

then i ask "do you see me falling asleep in a pool of vomit, or vomiting non stop into a toilet, then spending the next day hungover?" their answer is no

then i ask "do you see me getting drunk and crashing my car, getting into fights, or breaking the law when drunk?" their answer is no

then i ask "how many times have you seen or heard of people dying from alcohol poisoning or dying while drink driving etc?" obviously theyve seen or heard of that happening

then i ask "have you ever heard of anybody dying from smoking weed?" their answer is no

then, i show them sites like cannabis.com, erowid, etc and show them the REAL truth about weed

thats what we should all be doing.. not hiding the fact that we smoke weed because people think its wrong, but being proud that we smoke weed and teaching people the real truth

but hey, each to his own

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The only problem is some people are to ignorant to even take notice to it

yeah, to people like my mom, that are just so hardcore against drugs, they wont hear it. they refuse to look on the other side where ur coming from, because they hear that stupid "just say no!" bs in their heads keeping them from any exploration or understanding.

also i would gladly say that to my mom if i were out living on my own, had a job, and so on..but i am still in highschool. she controlls me..i cant fight her on something she refuses to comprehend..

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Originally Posted by terminator

yeah, to people like my mom, that are just so hardcore against drugs, they wont hear it. they refuse to look on the other side where ur coming from, because they hear that stupid "just say no!" bs in their heads keeping them from any exploration or understanding.

also i would gladly say that to my mom if i were out living on my own, had a job, and so on..but i am still in highschool. she controlls me..i cant fight her on something she refuses to comprehend..

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same situation with me but more leniant parents

actually..over the past years i've established a line of non logical irresponsible and immature behavior. so everything i do seems normal. so nothing suspected...but i got busted at school last year and she found a lil bit i had this year. so they no i do..i dont smoke anymore tho really...

but just make sure your eyes are clear. dont be really high around them. pretty much all i can tell ya

oh, and just get high all the time till your stoned self becomes your normal self and they dont suspect anything.....
(kinda like what i said , but yea)