Most painful sexual moment

Share ur painful secrets.............it will make me feel better:p

One night after a proper hardcore fuck sesss on E and shits loads a green,me and the girl were at it like we were starting mankind kind again when my ol boy slipped out and went in-between her leg and flap mid hard thrust.......resulting in my dick bending 90 degrees and ummmm virtually snapped.......next morning we laughed(well i faked that laugh) and i read up on the net as i was in so much pain to see i you could actually break ur dick!!!!!
Guess what people it can actually be done,lets say it has a slight kink....lol
But it worked for the better as they way it is now it makes her G spot go wild coz of the 30 degree angle.
As they say NO PAIN NO GAIN

Ouch, reading that story hurt me.

I think you can get medication for that.......

I think it's mostly bullshit but it's funny bullshit nonetheless. I like the simile you threw in there. It adds a nice poetic touch to your dick breaking story

I swear on my 5 y/o boys life man (and i love him dearly) its the gods honest truth.......how can you find that funny......it fucking hurt.....lol

wow im wasted man thats souns kool mite try it out lol

Just the whole idea of breaking your dick off. If you need a weapon, think of Eva Longoria and break off your dick. Instant sword. Or, in some peoples cases, a stealthy dagger.

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Originally Posted by fikusroot

Just the whole idea of breaking your dick off. If you need a weapon, think of Eva Longoria and break off your dick. Instant sword. Or, in some peoples cases, a stealthy dagger.

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rofl....if only it was a sword....then my mrs would of felt the sharpe end of the stick....if you excuse the pun....boom boom

Believe it fucking hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

I know what your talking about! O it hurts. Generally results in both my partner and myself going "oww!" at the same time. Never did it hard enough to make a permanent bend though...

I've bent my cock before, and damn right, its so bloody painful i went off sex for 2 weeks.