Today: Monday Test: Friday or next Monday

Hey I'm 23 about 180 pounds.... less than 20% body fat... some muscle... little fat.. Today is Monday... I smoked a blunt Friday night/ sat early morning... before that I smoked about a week before that.. a blunt or two and a week before that like 6 or 7 blunts... before that.. at least 2 to 3 blunts a week regularly... I have a military enlistment test coming up on either friday or monday (need to pass with flying colors to get the MOS im going for) ... I was trying to figure out what the best thing to do is.. I have been researching and this is what I came up with...
Monday...
take creatine mix.. drink a lot.. run a lot.. take hydroxicut pills.. eat lite.. burn fat
Tuesday...
take creatine mix.. drink a lot.. run a lot.. take hydroxicut pills.. eat lite.. burn fat
Wednesday...
take creatine mix.. drink a lot.. run a lot.. take hydroxicut pills.. eat lite.. burn fat
Thursday...
If my test is friday... take creatine mix.. eat a lot.. store excess fat.. drink a lot
If my test is monday... take cretine mix.. drink alot.. run a lot.. take hydroxicut pills.. eat lite.. burn fat
Friday...
If test is friday... eat big breakfast... piss first thing in morning... drink a lot.. piss a couple times more before test.. take 4 aspirin.. drink more.. take test..
If test is monday... take creatine mix.. drink a lot.. run a lot.. take hydroxicut pills.. eat lite.. burn fat
Saturday...
If test is monday... take creatine mix.. eat a lot.. store excess fat.. drink a lot
Suday...
If test is monday... take creatine mix.. eat a lot.. store excess fat.. drink a lot
Monday..
If test is monday... eat big breakfast... piss first thin inmorning... drink a lot.. piss a couple times more before test.. take 4 aspirin.. drink more.. take test..

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what do you guys think... do you think it will work??? any suggestions???
THANKS A LOT