Never failed a drug test

Ive been smoking pot for the past 23 years or so. I have NEVER failed a drug test. Drug test are an invasion,etc... yet, they are a fact of life. No company will hire you without taking one. Is that a big deal? OF COURSE! Ive read many of the posts here and most are good. I can only speak from my personal stories. Ive taken about 10 DTs in my life. Only UAs. Never have I ever tested +. It really isnt as hard as some make it out to be. Think about it. All the pro athletes who are on steroids yet never fail a much more tuff drug test than you are ever likely to take. Why do they always come up clean? Its pretty simple. They are in shape and keep themselves in shape. Trust me, many many elete athletes smoke weed,yet never get a +. Its just to easy for them. They are in great shape and continue to keep themselves as such. YOU CAN DO THE SAME!!! My high school years were spent as a "stoner/jock". We got tested all the time. None us ever tested +. Why? Because we were in good shape. Our bodies would eliminate the THC mebs. fast enough to never fail. I understand that not everyone wants to train like a NFL guy ,but if you need a job in the GWB era you might want to think again. You are going to get drug tested.
So here is my plan: EAT! All you can everyday. BUT, it must be non-fatty foods. No big-macs and the like. Lots of salad,fish,etc...This will speed up your M-tab. Drink lots of ANYTHING! Gatoraide,water,"such and such" tea, IT DOSENT MATTER! Just get your body used to eliminating extra ANYTHING!
Now here is the hard part. YOU HAVE TO EXERCISE! You have no choice (unless you want to not get high). I understand smoking weed dosent exactly put most people in the mood to run a few miles. Do you want a job(or stay out of jail)? Of course! So it comes down to how much you really want that job vs. how much you want to get high. If you want both,like me, just exersize! And ALOT! Your metab WILL speed up. You will feel better. You might pass your UA. If you have extra body fat it will be harder. Yet, you can do it to. EVERYONE who wants to pass,without using "fake" urine, WILL have to stop getting high for sometime. That time is not an exact number. However, You CAN speed up that time by doing anything that makes your heart beat harder,your body sweat,etc... You dont have to run a damn marathon a day. Just whatever makes your body work. Basketball,tennis,sex,WHATEVER! Just work yourself to the point were you are hungry(munchies dont count!) When your hungry natuarally, its working. Keep drinking WHATEVER and keep sweating. AND dont smoke weed. Its your body and you CAN make it work for YOU. Eveyone is different, but you CAN do it.