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so i just went out on my roof to smoke a bowl... i was standing up, taking a hit when i see a wasp flying around my head. i didn't think too much of it at first, but then i turned around, and hanging from my roof about 2 inches in front of my eyes was a nest crawling with at least 15 wasps. i must say, i ran to my window and closed it in record time.
jesus it scared the shit out of me
lol, glad to see you're alive
Can't be worse than making coffee while tripping, opening up the sugar bowl, and 20 carpenter ants running up your hand and all over the table. Nearly had a god damn hear attack! I smashed them all then took pix as proof cause I knew people would just laugh at me lol
im guessing that fucked up any high u had
SAME my roof terrace (where most of my weed is consumed) has a huge wasps nest, i think they have all died now but my girlfriend is allergic to there stings and it was grim when you go to bed all nice and baked and then there is fucking wasp trying to rape your arm or face or whatever it takes its fancy to.
ROFL, I can imagine that whole situation. I just fell out of my chair laughing xD.
Ha, I can beat that
We've got a sliding glass door leading to the backyard with a sliding screen door in front of that. It had been really hot for a few weeks so we had the glass door closed and the air conditioning on. During this time the screen door had been left open. Early one morning when it was nice and cool so I decided to open the windows and the doors. I opened the sliding glass door and closed the screen portion.
Well, while it was hot and the screen portion was open some wasps decided to build a little nest in the track for the door. I didn't see it and when I closed the door down came the nest, and the wasps, on me and into the house. Fortunately it was early morning and quite cool so they weren't active yet. I managed to brush them off of me without getting stung. I killed 6 or 7 right then and there but still ended up chasing the rest around the house for the rest of the day.
When my cousin was 6 years old, a swarm of wasps attacked her around her neck. She got stung over 100 times a nearly died! Whoa.
I hate wasps. I've only been stung a few times by them, but what purpose do they serve? They don't make honey like bees, and they surely aren't a steak you can grill on the BBQ, so why, why, why I say. :D
the purpose of wasps is rather obtuse but there is one...
catch one (or for twice the fun two (or for three times.....)) put it in the fridge (in a jar or whatever) they are cold blooded so the ridge puts them in a coma, take them ot when they stop moving completely, shale the jar tp make sure their not just siting down, tip them out and tie thread round their abdomens (waist) then tape te thread to the table.
you know thse airoplane things that go round in circles off a string from your cieling....
lol NightProwler. Wasps are scary! Well I have a fear of bugs anyway.
go kill that nest now