Please guys, take my advice...

Never become friends with a goose. Though geese have never publicly done anything to warrant my hatred for them, I still can't help it. They're evil, scheming, manipulative little bastards. They're plotting something, man. Don't believe me now and in 10 years, when those fuckers have taken over the planet and humans are locked in cadges and genetically modified to shit out giant eggs, you'll say "Damn, I wish I'd listened to GHoST and joined him on that big rocket to Mars, where he's living with a bunch of fine looking woman and the worlds supply of marijuana" And then you'll get herded back into your cage with your wife and kids, and little Tommy and little Jane will look into your eyes and say "Daddy, why didn't you listen to GHoST? We told you he was right, but you just wouldn't listen, daddy, why?" So from then on you'll lose all respect from your children. When they grow up and they're living in a little cage of their own, and you send them the biggest chocolate eggs you can shit out, they'll just ignore you. And then, like, the Warden Goose that makes sure you're back in your cages by nine o'clock will come and see that you're upset and he'll laugh, so you'll hit him and cause a riot, but obviously the geese have anti-riot guns, so you'll calm down. Then the Warden Goose will commit suicide because he didn't even want to take over the world in the first place - he just wanted to have a quiet life with Mrs Warden Goose, maybe retire early, move to a different country - and being forced to lock humans in cages against their will would depress him to a point of near insanity, but then when you hit him you were the straw that broke the camels back, my friend.. So he'll go home and kill himself, and his wife, Mrs Warden Goose, will shake her fist in the air and say "If only they'd all the humans had listened to GHoST, we'd still be living in the pond and getting thrown bread crumbs Warden Goose would still be alive... ooooh, the irony!!"

So, basically, that's what'll happen if any of you become friends with a goose.. so don't

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

little Tommy and little Jane will look into your eyes and say "Daddy, why didn't you listen to GHoST? We told you he was right, but you just wouldn't listen, daddy, why?"

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That brought a lump to my throat, GHoST :(

But luckily, I'm way ahead of you, dude...I have fitted Anti-Goosers' to my kids, phew, close one!
Now, whenever a Goose (god, I hate that word...sends a shudder up my spine) comes to within 2feet of my kids, a flap opens up on their chest, and a great big effigy of Tony Blair pops out of their chests and grins inanely at the goose, and screams "GOOOoooOOOOSEEE!!!....GOOOOooooOOOSe!" -that fucks the bastard things right out of it..HA!

Just because they think that they are better than a Gander, cuh! Where do they get off?
Fricking Gooses

Burn 'em, I say..before it too late!!

poor ghost, hes going crazy!
those geese are really getting to him!

what the fuck r u on !!!

Yeah man, you have way too much time on your hands if you can seriously post all of those pic about geese, and way too much time to write a story on geese, story sucked get a life.

well damn, at least i wasnt that cruel!?

Obviously a 'Goose fancier', init?
lol