Boy was I shittin' yesterday when i got a suprise call saying I got the job and have 24 hours to get my drug test...ok, keep calm I thought to myself. I knew I wouldn't be able to clean my azz out so I got someone's clean pee and constructed a makeshift bladder:)
I got a 2 oz empty body spray bottle and took the cap off. I scrubbed it with scorching hot water, a toothbrush, bleach and soap for an hour until it was clear of any smells or traces of perfume. I poured the pee into it and covered the top with a piece of a zip lock bag and a rubber band.
Then I sanitized the bottle again under the scalding hot water and slid it up into me...im a girl:)
I kept a bobby pin in my hair so when came time to pee, I just pierced the cover to the bottle and 'pee' into the cup. Last time I had a test there I was clean and the MALE NURSE stood outside the bathroom stall so I figured he would hear me rattling a bottle around, that's why I went through this trouble.
Well much to my joy, they had me lock my purse in a box in the bathroom and left me in there alone!! yay!! so i slid the bottle out (boy was I uncomfortable too!) and simply poured the pee into the cup and since it was kept in me, the temperature was a perfect 97 degrees. (there is a temp. gauge on the cup).
i gave her the cup, she checked off on the forms it was real and the temp was good and off it went. yay!
im a little hesitant to smoke a bowl though until i know everything is good.:p
