Cranberry juice...

i sit here not stoned...damn it! so well im gonna write about something...im not sure what it is yet, but god damn it im gonna write something.ooo OK HERE WE GO
ok well i have this idea about cranberry juice and drug tests. My teacher in Lifetime Personal/Wellness class told us that cranberry juice flushes ur kidneys and thats why you drink it if you have a bladder(if ur stoned thats a funny word) infection, right? ok well i was thinking what if right before u took the test u took a piss, drank some cranberry juice, took another piss(getting rid of everything) then drank another gallon or so of cranberry juice to keep them flushed for that next piss? Would that work?? or do i not understand what cranberry juice does to ya? sorry but this has been on my mind and ive been wondering about it... so anyone know?

antioxidants clean out your system pretty efficiently, i think. cranberry juice is definetly high in antioxidants, but you would definetly need to load up on em for a few days before a DT to really make a difference I think... one of my buddies did that for a weekend and passed a drug test monday morning (he didnt blaze the entire weekend and he ate grapefruit and all kinds of stuff).

anyone know if antioxidants work like I think they do? damn, i should probably go look it up right now LoL

Yes, but be careful...if you drink too much Cranberry juice, your piss will be purple!
They might not guess about the druge, but they'd ceretainly be concern about your cranberry juice intake - and THAT would raise suspicions!

Also, I guess that with a gallon of Cranberry juice in ya, you'd not want to be too far away from the toilet......

May I just add that a gallon of cranberry juice would no doubt give you the rageing shit's, lmao.