Whats your best pickup line

i jus wanted to know what you guys's best pickup lines are,it should be kinda funny

heres one

hey baby id marry your cat just to get in your family

gigity

heres another funny one

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package

Can you count? Cause you better count on me spending the night!

Hello, I'm Mr. Right, I heard you were looking for me.

My place, or yours?

Yeah, I have that Family Guy poster with all the pickups from Quagmire.

Is that a keg in your pants?



cause i want to tap that ass.............



CC will post about 200 of them... LOL

Okay, the UPS one and the one about the keg were effin CLASSIC! lol I love those!

I don't really use pickup lines, lol, so the only one I know is

Did it hurt??

When you fell from heaven, did it hurt.


and

Are you tired?

Because you've been running through my mind all day. lol

Both are from Bio-Dome, though, haha!

Here's mine:

I enjoy poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.

Can i smell your pussy? No? It must be be your feet!