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I'm going to start with a couple of mine.
First one- oil on canvas, 10x12 inches
Second- Acrylic on canvas, I just whipped that one off to have something to hang on my bright red wall. Everything else I try to hang in that room just looks blah.
Third- I painted that in high school. It's 3x4 feet, oil on canvas.
My stupid watercolor portfolio has gone missing. Those will be up when I find it.
Ah-Ha found them!!! - Nice, you have tallent.
Hall x
nice paintings, what happened to your wall? it looks like its been kicked in.
Oh, that... yeah... well, it goes something like this...
My ex is a moron... a LAZY moron... for a long time he was a lazy unemployed moron with no ambition... now, I own a house and make enough to pay my bills... but that does not mean I need a mooch living there... I was working 3 jobs at the time; a professional job running a chemistry lab, a bartending gig, and line cooking... now, you can imagine that line cooks come home really late and just want to shower and go to bed, and in my case I had to shower, go to bed, and get up at 6am to go to my OTHER job... it was the night before trash day... Jeff had been home all day doing nothing, and my ONE request was that he sort the recycling and take out the rubbish... I got home at midnight, the rubbish was still in the kitchen, and he was in bed... I tried to wake him up... he was pretending to be asleep... my fist went through the wall 8 inches from his head.
I don't take kindly to people who can't keep simple fucking promises.
sounds stressfull, three jobs AND a lazy looser to deal with, not good.
Word, it sucked.
But lazy loser is gone...
Extra jobs are GONE, wOOt...
Calm has been restored in my home...
OMG I might even have time to paint something other than the fucking downstairs apartment soon! (GGGRRRR guess what I'm doing tonight!)
do digitial paintings count? lol
lol, thought i would post some of my pictures, here are some details about them.
1,tide of vomit, gouache on watercolour paper.
2, jigsaw, gouache on watercolour paper.
3, section B7, acrylic on tea towel.
4, an atomic fuckup, ink. the title is a play on words.
5, kunst, acrylic on a wooden sign that i nicked from the y.m.c.a. i figured that they would forgive me, being christians n all.
I love atomic fuckup... as so would my good girlfriend who is really into that weird medieval art-shit I'll have to ask what specifically the painting is... it's a triptych that shows purgatory... totally bizarre... I can see a definite influence...
Also the one on the tea towel, lol!! GREAT choice of media! hahahaha I love it!
this is the one... Hieronymous Bosch... the Garden of Earthly Delights... she has a HUGE print of it hanging on her living room wall... her mother absolutely HATES it, claims it gives her the willies, guess it's a good way to keep the in-laws from overstaying their welcome, lol!
oooh you got another piece of karma kandy!