Forgetting to breathe

so the other day I took a few bong rips before walking to my bus stop on the first day of school. About halfway through my walk I burst out and just start panting really hard. I FORGOT TO BREATHE FOR OVER A MINUTE. I started laughing really hard and by the time I got to my bus stop, I inhaled really hard and started panting again..I fucking forgot to breathe again, just like 2 minutes after the first time

I've heard of people joking about some people being so dumb they make up jokes about them forgetting to breathe, but damn I never thought it'd happen to me

So has anyone else ever nearly passed out due to pure stupidness?

lol

i have almost done that

if i think about breathing i can't breath right for like 5 mins lol

that used to happen to me when i was a newby and smoked way more then i needed i remember blacking out once because of it. it hasnt happend in a very long time tho

haha it dident happen to me but lets say this girl was on top of me and suddenly whet hold on and i was like what? and she started brething deeply and she goes oh man i forgot to breath. i just laughed and whent back to what we was doing

Yep, a few times it happened way back when i first started vaporizing. Those times I would put an enourmous amount of THC into my blood and then when things got to shakey and twisted I would realize I needed to lie down and try to go to sleep.

I'd get to thinking, get to focusing and I remember about 3 specific times where I'd jump or sit up real fast and have to think for a few seconds why I felt strange, and I'd realize I was just distracting myself too much and I had either messed up my breathing cycle or somehow "forgotten to breathe". It was indeed hilarious the next day but I was frightened at the time.

I've been smoking for a long time but didn't did it 2 or 3 times maybe in the past month [vacationing with family + dry + broke], so that probably explains it

i was once at party and forgot how too swallow.
doesnt really sound like much but it was randomly scary, guess it was funny as well my mouth gettin fuller and fuller with spit and not being able to remember how to swallow it. in the end i just took a swig of beer and sat there for a couple of minuites workin out how to do it knowing that when i did i wouild get the beery goodness