Smoking Ninji Jedi Lessons

:rasta: :p :p :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :p :stoned: :stoned: A mate that is in amsterdam on vacation right now is known as the smoking ninja jedi on myspace. I figured id share his ninja secrets with cannabis.com... I think he histarical. He joined the sticker ninjas just like marc emery, jack herer, and ralph nader did. and a ton of other people... any way. enjoy! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :dance: :thumbsup: :dance: :smokin: :pimp: :stoned:
Saturday, August 12, 2006

lesson 3 :rasta:
Current mood: high

ok some ninjas like to bring along with them animals on missions. well i do too. i have been training squirels chipmunks bunnies, monkeys, and many other animals. infact i think a chipmunk was the one who let my training secrets out to those penguins. oh well its all good. but how do u train a pet in ninjitsu u may ask? well its pretty easy u just got to make em open their mind so i fill all the bird feeders and squirrel feeders with hemp seeds. next thing u know u got a whole dojo full of animals. the really good animals also may be trained in the way of the jedi if they can feel the force. infact most of all the crazy animal pics with guns and swords were once my students. (except those penguins)

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Friday, August 04, 2006

lesson 2 :rasta:


ok so now u r all warmed up. ok its always easier to not be seen, than it is to fight an entire army. so we will discuss stealth.

1. all good ninjas know whenever you enter a place, you must enter with a big puff of smoke. therefor u should always carry a bunch of super smokey skunk bud doobies. one toke fills a room with smoke and really messes up your oponents mind. and light sabers look way cool when u r high.


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Thursday, August 03, 2006

lesson 1 :rasta:
Current mood: ONE WITH THE FORCE


ok every good ninja knows that a proper warm up is needed prior to any work out. so i eat a bouncing shroom to start of. the bouncing shroom gives u the energy u need to do thousands of back flips. next i do like a thousand force chokes on grapefruit , donkeys, pirates, or any other things i see. finally i do some shape shifting drills. u know i turn into shit like a bird, a bong, or an alien. once u have done these thing u r ready for the real work out.

MAY THE FORCE OF THE BLUNT BE WITH YOU!!!


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i meant smoking NINJA

lawl.. thats some funny shit man

Was i suppose to read from the bottom up? Because if not that shit made no sense.lol.

made good sense too me man... although i just smoked about my own weight in weed so lots of things are making pretty good sense to me... blaaa

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Originally Posted by bud breath420

made good sense too me man... although i just smoked about my own weight in weed so lots of things are making pretty good sense to me... blaaa

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Do you weigh a gram?